good: blade and vampire hunter d dating
better: blade and vampire hunter d's messy divorce
i would like to be their court appointed couple's counsellor
...just doesn't listen to me. every time i try and have a serious conversation with him or just ask him to wash the dishes he'd rather stare into the distance broodingly or explode into a cloud of bats....
-ugh not the bats again you've always been jealous of the bats
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOURE NOT LISTENING EVEN NOW
WELL AT LEAST I NEVER THREATENED TO TAKE ALUCARD AWAY FROM YOU IN THE DIVORCE
...please stop fighting
OP why weren't you
1.) The screenwriter for castlevania
2.) There to play dolls w me in elementary school. You would get what playing dolls was about.
Warren Ellis wishes he was me
He's not smart enough to recognize this talent 😓💔