if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

Gimma ALLAT SHIT

Run it🗣

“who thinks he’s luigi’s rival” is killing me luigi really doesn’t even give a damn about this guy

What if Luigi considers him as a friend?

Luigi considers him a lover

Well... 🤷🏻‍♀️

I can quit whenever I want. These are just choices .

what did we do to deserve animal crossing. like how did nintendo know it was always a dream of mine to live in a cute pink house and befriend talking deer and hamsters

fun fact animal crossing was developed with themes of moving from loneliness towards community and building friendships because the creator, katsuya eguchi, felt that same sort of isolation when he moved from chiba to kyoto and realized how much he missed that connection between himself and his friends and family

this is such a good addition i never knew about thank you!

me: [considers coming out to someone]

them: [says something homophobic]

me:

not once did it cross my mind that gru from despicable me was Russian i just thought he was fucked up

🌴 marijuana 🍍

i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

the front paws. i love that

its just very good

peep

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

SORRY GIRLS

This makes me so happy

waits patiently for 2015 upload

2015

Happy new year 2016

Happy new year 2017 

And now, we wait

She looks like she’s completely over it now but she knows she needs to feed the culture

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

2 .but chewing with your mouth open is still gross and bad. keep that locked up

i hate when lying is the most fun comes on and im in the least sexy mood and i gotta be like not tonight brendon i have a headache 

Cartoon old people

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

And I loved it.

You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point