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Revolver Ocelot is one of the most characters ever. No terfs, ace/aro exclusionists, biphobes, panphobes, etc allowed. Same if you're racist. Fyi I am an adult. he/them pronouns thanks

Short post of paleontologists absolutely slaying photo shoots with their discoveries. Please add more such images if you have them.

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Here’s some bon(e)us ones: José Bonaparte with Carnotaurus and (the late) Jorge Calvo with a lower jaw of the largest described Giganotosaurus

(1st photo by Louie Psihoyos, 2nd photo from Calvo's Twitter)

Khishigjav Tsogtbaatar and the arms of Deinocheirus

Susan Hendrickson standing next to “Sue,” the most complete Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton ever found, on August 12, 1990. here’s some bangers:

love to see Belphie's mind work. he doesn't like Grim's diabetes-friendly food, so when I laid some out, he sniffed it, broke into a gallop, did several circuits of the living room parkouring off the walls, stopped, sniffed it again, and ate some.

i think a loving thing u can do for yourself before a solo trip is to have a line item in ur budget, as critical and untouchable as Plane Tickets and Lodging, called Stupid. this money cannot be used for anything other than bailing u out of stupid situations

sometimes the Stupid moments are obvious like “my designated in-bag phone charger™️ is missing and my phone’s dying” or “i can’t find the goddamn bus stop it’s getting really late”, but sometimes they’re small like “huh the food at this bar i wanted to go to is pretty expensive”. the temptation to do the risky but cheap thing (walking around with a dead phone, getting lost, drinking on an empty stomach) over the expensive but safe thing (buy another charger at the closest shop, call a cab, pay too much for some mid-ass chicken gyozas bc though you do want to try the signature local beer it’s been a minute since you ate anything) is mitigated. it’s fine, u can assure yourself. take it out of the Stupid Budget

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no cruel jokes or pranks this April 1st we should instead celebrate the better April 1 holiday

What is the better April first holiday and what does this saucy little scamp have to do with it

I can't find an article in English but essentially in France it is a common children's prank to on April Fool's put little paper fish on people's backs and it's called "poisson d'Avril" (April Fish). when i was in school in our french classes we would hide paper fish around the school as well and i took great joy in wedging mine in deeply impractical places that im honestly not sure were ever found. looking at it now, my French teachers had billed it as a Whole Separate Holiday but it actually seems more to be like a cultural in-joke/France-Specific April Fool's Prank lol whoops

regardless I like it better than some of the more mean spirited stuff I've seen associated with American April Fool's day

can't be mad at someone just taping one of these lil guys to your back right !

i love this thank you

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