“He’s just a boy.”

Yes, Draco, the answer is yes. ❤️

Mr. Hopeless Romantic over here is very sensitive this time of year 😂

Valentine’s Day Post Number 1!

Headcanon that when they get married Draco asks for a condition — that he gets to be overly romantic on Valentine’s Day and get her as many extravagant gifts as he wants since she normally protests and won’t accept them.

Hermione agrees because though she finds the actual gifts unnecessary watching Draco get flustered and excited to give them to her is the actual gift of the day 🎁❤️

He caught gold Twice! Happy Valentine’s Day! 💝

I'm excited to announce that I have signed a book deal with Del Rey at Penguin Random House in the US and Michael Joseph in the UK for my debut novel, Alchemised, a standalone dark fantasy set in a war-torn world of necromancy and alchemy, in which a healer with amnesia is taken as a prisoner of war and must fight to protect her lost memories and the secrets hidden among them. It will grapple with themes of trauma and survival, legacy, and the way that love can drive one to extreme darkness, and it is, as you may be able to tell, a reimagined version of Manacled.

Hermione’s favourite time of the day 🤗

Every tall, handsome, well-dressed man looks better in a babywrap 👀

(Posted the unblurred version because I like the texture 😊)

Long-lasting lipstick indeed 💋💄

Scorpius doesn’t like sharing his pillow.

(An anon asked me to show more mommy hermione. So here she is.)

Final sketch from the Manacled Flashbacks.

You can watch them all here

Happy Birthday to the brightest witch! 💫

Damaged Goods by Slytherin_after_dark on ao3

Ch 2

“I didn’t tell a soul, Granger.” In the daylight, he looked even paler. He moved closer to her until he towered over her. She guessed he was 6 feet 5. She lifted her head in defiance. She wasn’t scared of him. “Because if I was the one who ran my mouth about this, I wouldn’t have left out a single detail.” He leaned in closer, whispering next to her. “I would have told them I watched you touching yourself for several minutes in the dark. Skirt hiked up. Dripping wet.” Her eyes scanned the crowd around them. They couldn’t hear him but she still felt heat rise in her neck. “I would have told them how you came with my ring between your legs. Tell me, can you still feel my insignia against your clit?”

[CN SERVER SPOILERS]

Marius Von Hagen’s 3rd B-day ✦【萤影同归 】✦ SSR PV

50 WORDS TO USE INSTEAD OF “SAID”

Do you ever find yourself over-using the word “said” in your writing? Try using these words/phrases instead:

(NOTE: Keep in mind that all of these words have slightly different meanings and are associated with different emotions/scenarios.)

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

By Talos this can't be happening

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

@thedragonemperess I'm gonna hate scrolling past this but do your thing

spell of way too many followers activate

Yes. Do the thing.

Make them take care of themselves 2023

You accidentally spill a bottle of holy water on your printer. Now it works perfectly, with no paper jams, no loud noises, and the ink lasts a long time. Turns out literally all printers are possessed and yours is now the first non-evil printer ever.