Aliens are probably smart as hell, looking down at us with so much shame. I’m not surprised they haven’t made their “official” landing yet, I’d want to stay off the planet if I knew I could survive on another one. The aliens have it all, Taron. 

I've heard the small ones are really fucking mean but the normal ones are friendly, but then again, I don't know what to believe. I'd probably run from them all because I'm not sure what they're looking for. I think they're just waiting and then they'll do it and I'm not ready. Really? Wouldn't it be really fucking weird? They do, Grande, they do.

You probably should. But for some odd reason, people still like me…

Probably because you're talented and funny, maybe even friendly if you stop punching people? I don't know, just throwing out some ideas.

I just watched probably.. I don’t know, a dozen videos from this Youtube series called Buzzfeed Unsolved. I can handle horror, but some of this stuff is just wack. The fact that it’s all true stories and nobody knows what happened or who did it? BYE. Not to mention the supernatural side of the series.. I can’t even sleep without thinking there’s a ghost in my closet right now. 

What do you think is the creepiest unsolved mystery? Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? My mind needs to be put at ease, and yet I just want to know everything. I’m Ariana, and clearly I believe in every bit of this shit.

You see, I do the same thing, I start watching a bunch of weird stuff and then I'm okay, but by the second I go to bed I start to think of everything and suddenly I'm terrified, I can't help myself. But hey, I'm sure you won't see a ghost in your closet, don't you worry, if you do get to see a ghost, then try to start a new friendship or some shit. I do believe in aliens, to be honest, they're out there paying attention to everything. I'm Taron, we're the same.

Come on you’re British. I have no idea why I didn’t break my hand yet with all the punches I’ve been giving both workwise and whatever happens with idiots.

Actually, I'm Welsh. I didn't know you were always going around punching people. I'll make sure to never see you ever in my life, stay the hell away from you.

Oh please I bet you could if you wanted too.  By the way, if you truly love April Kepner you should be watching the next four episodes to soak in my wonderful face on such a wonderful show.

YES! Oh, I am! I mean you can put on your kingsman suit and fight like a total gentleman and than you have me fighting like a total freak! Screaming and sweating.

I don't think I actually fight like a gentleman, also because I don't fight people at all, Eggsy is the shit, but me? I break my hand, I'm not good at punching people, no, no.

I say do it! You can always bring along somebody who can speak the local lingo, if you struggle with it yourself. I certainly can’t speak Mandarin, Cantonese, or Korean, past a few greetings and pleasantries, so without translators, I would not do well with communication. I am eagerly anticipating this groundbreaking nickname that you come up with. Not so much, now! We’re promoting the film in LA for a bit, and after that, I don’t think there is too much work for us to do, other than sit back and enjoy people’s reactions. So I’ll likely spend some time travelling a bit more to visit friends I haven’t seen in what feels like an eternity, before I head back home.

Or I could also go around with my phone in my hands and google translate the whole conversation, it's going to be interesting and boring at the same time. I can't speak a bunch of languages and I want to learn but I never find the time do actually do it. You see, I'm going to need a lot of time to think of a good nickname, but when it finally happens, you're going to be very satisfied about it-- or really disappointed. Do you get nervous about the reviews? Because I do, if someone talk shit about the film then I'm pretty sure I did an awful job. That's incredible, mate, take a lot of pictures and show me everything.

Maybe you should stop talking about things you are excited about.  That would be safer anyways for everyone involved.

Have you ever realized how much you talk with your hands?  Thursday after I got home from wrapping season fourteen and April Kepner I was live tweeting when I realized how much I talk with my hands.  Do you have something you wish you could stop doing?

This month has been rather… crazy, to say the least. I finally left the house for more than a few hours, and decided to travel around half the globe just to go that extra mile. And the most important thing I have learnt on these travels so far is that, since growing my beard, some fans in China have began to start referring to it as “kiwi fruit-like”, which, I suppose, is quite a compliment. Hello, darlings. If you didn’t already know - which is totally fine - I’m Tom. Or Thomas, as my mother still frequently calls me. Or Tommo, or Tommy, or Tomothy, or Tom-Tom, or… I have a lot of nicknames, and those are just the ones that have evolved from my first name.

My dream is to travel to China and spend a week or two there but I know it's never going to happen because I can't understand them and I'd freak out just like I did in South Korea once, it was impossible to keep a conversation going but they're very nice. You do have a bunch of nicknames but I have yet to give you a really cool one, then you can ignore the rest, wait for it, I'll think of something. Are you still travelling like crazy?

So today I was standing next to a counter at the coffee shop, you know dealing with my shit and drinking too much coffee when someone approached me and grabbed my ass. And that’s how a coffee shop fist fight starts folks. People must think I’m a total psychopath but girls got to stick together in this kind of auctions, right? Anywho I’m Jennifer Lawrence and I’ll probably start a fist fight everywhere. 

Are you serious? Out of nowhere? People can be really disrespectful, uh? I hope you're alright, though, and I hope the person isn't because they don't really deserve shit and it's good to know you've been fighting them, what a smart person. Ah, you're not a psychopath, really.