CelestialSiren

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

Oh ancient one what wisdom do you hold?

The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.

#ship what you want #but my god #the STRENGTH I must have #anyway go forth and bless what brings you joy #(but also you are wrong about it)

i feel this on a regular basis tbh

"I support everyone's right to ship whatever!" I say aloud, while privately hissing like a cat at some of the things that cross my dash.

Everyone deserves to ship what they want in peace but that doesn't mean I deserve having to look at it

Getting isekai’d as Marinette would be the polar opposite to getting isekai’d as Adrien bc no mater what she does the universe will bend over backwards so she fails and is punished bc of the stupid mistake and lesson quota

Nightmare character to get isekai’d as

I would be SO tempted to steal Chat Noir ring and go berserker on Gabriel Agreste.

You. You bring up an intriguing possibility like. The universe is bound to get reset anyway so why shouldn’t you do it yourself on your own terms. The narrative is gonna fuck u over anyway so one might as well go out in a blaze of glory.

Even worse if Bunnix is aware and working against you to “fix” the timeline to make it as close to Canon as possible.

Dunno if I were Marinette I wouldn’t just go berserker and maybe probably find out a way to kill Gabriel and ruin his company letting his employees get an way out of his shitty company. Screw timeline resets if I was stuck in her body for each of those resets I might as well become unhinged

they were her people

is furina an auntie or a cousin in relation to scaramouche?

Let’s say she is technically his auntie but he treats her more like his cousin

Traveler math. Mora-motivated Lumine so true.

#Lumine #GenshinImpact

the show must go on

happy birthday scara!! 🥳

can’t wait to see what you’ll do this year!

Pretty artwork, anyways many wishes to you Vayu!!!!

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

The funniest is if you reblog this on a Monday that is also January the 1st.

just lost a follower. Hate you and i’m going to think about this forever. I will not move on

You sure you didn’t gain a lover instead though? @firefox-official

I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

"I'm really not good at it," the king admits with horrible, aching grief. The country is in disarray. Peasants go hungry. Nobles trade power amongst themselves with impunity.

So the queen takes over and ruthlessly sets things to rights. Fires several generals, hangs nobles, redirects wealth to the peasantry. It isn't long before the first assassination attempt, which she expected.

She did not expect her docile, beetle-obsessed husband to go absolutely feral and fling himself at the assassins wielding a pair of sharp knives.

Also, the beetles are intended to attack and kill a certain type of invasive worm that has been killing off the gourd and potato crops for decades. He’s been trying since he was a child to crossbreed several native species to be hardier and better diggers. When he finally gets it right it’s all over for you bitches (“you bitches” being mass starvation of subsistence farmers).

about fucking time

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

Lovely I love it! It’s so precious!!!