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Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

why is deciding what to eat so exhausting. I JUST figured that out several hours ago and now I have to do it again?? why can’t I be like a gila monster and eat a large meal and be good for a few months

Railroad Crows (2015) by American artist, Joan Becker

Watercolour, 152 x 102 cm, 60 x 40 in approx

he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig

that first one is awfully specific is there some news I missed

Ya some youtube beatboxer paid $50K to have a 3 minute animation done of a fictional characters seducing him in a sfw video

halloween costume idea: cartoon guy that just woke up

Thanks, Dad

wine? pringle? glass of wine? pringles?

[I.D.: first image is a screenshot of a tweet by Night Vale Podcast, reading: Feeling lost? Need guidance? Need Rocket Shoes? Want shoes with rockets in them? Depressed because you don’t have rocket shoes? No rocket shoes, loser?

Second image is a screengrab from Star Trek: the Final Frontier which shows Captain Kirk climbing a mountain with Spock in the air next to him, edited with a speech bubble to look like Spock is saying the above tweet. End I.D.]

with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he'd be unstoppable

#pushing for a house md remake for one purpose only: so we can hear gregory house say 'god forbid women do anything'

guess what happened

guess what happened again