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Image ID: Tweet reading, “my wife packed me a tonkatsu bento with kimchi, pan, and furaido potato with barley tea on the side :3 [cutesy smile emoticon] love her so much [joy kaomoji]”. The image in the tweet is a Raising Cane’s combo meal with six fried chicken fingers, Texas toast, coleslaw, Cane’s sauces, and an iced tea. End ID
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Twitter user @/equine_dentist said "finally find a use for this idiot"
underneath is the image of a greyish-white cat loafing on a person's lap, looking mildly inconvenienced by the phone being propped up on their forehead.
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[ID:old error screen that says "You don't hear her footsteps." Under it are three buttons but only the last one can be clicked (showed by the first two ones being grey) The buttons say "Keep going" "Keep going" "Turn around" \end ID]
[ID: photos of three carabiners engraved with cursive text. They read: I’ll meet you in every life. I’ll love you for the rest of time. And You’re my lucky star. .end ID]
Orange shampoo, Hillsdale - Dmitri Cavender , 2019.
American, b. 1957 -
Oil on canvas , 24 x 18 in.
[ID: an oil painting of a shower stall in the morning light. White tiles are painted in cool blue light. A shelf hangs from the shower head, stocked with a bottle of shampoo and a bar of soap. A sunbeam strikes the orange shampoo bottle and casts warm light across a small area of tiles. End ID]
[Image description: a tweet by @geraintgriffith "Geraint" which says "Someone once told me that women are like books, and they were right: they have names and spines, and there's some in the library."]
[ID: 2 editorial photos of a Black model with multicolored spools of thread strung on her braids like hair jewelry. The first photo shows her face and makeup, and the second is from the back and shows many spools trailing thread. End ID]
Plain text: hair by nikki nelms & photography by adrienne raquel /End Plain text
I refuse to let this be lost in the tags
Image 1: photo of a very detailed and decorated monochromatic grey sword in scabbard stabbed into a trash bag.
Image 2: whoever manages to pull this sword will becomes king of jersey
Image 3: an xkcd comic showing a stick figure pulling a sword from a stone, upon which music and a voice come from above, declaring "the throne of new jersey is yours". New jersey is obviously photoshopped over previous text. The stick figure then googles new jersey on their phone, and the last panel shows them about to put the sword back in the stone. End IDs.
Original comic:
image id/ a text message box with the words “no worries” written. the word “worries” is highlighted in blue and underneath autocorrect is suggesting the word “wormies” instead /end id
The current state of pop girlies is so funny like
Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical
Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy
Billie Eilish, for some reason:
[OP ID: tweet reading "in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits"
reblog ID 1: article excerpt reading "Eilish would also like a word about masturbation, which she says is equally taboo for women. Self- pleasure, she says, has made her more confident. "TMI, but self- pleasure is an enormous, enormous part of my life, and a huge, huge help for me," she says. "People should be jerking it, man. I can't stress it enough, as somebody with extreme body issues and dysmorphia that I've had my entire life."
Eilish likes to masturbate in front of a mirror. “Partly because it's hot, but it also makes me have such a raw, deep connection to myself and my body, and have a love for my body that I have not really ever had,” she says. “I got to say, looking at yourself in the mirror and thinking 'I look really good right now' is so helpful. You can manufacture the situation you're in to make sure you look good. You can make the light super dim, you can be in a specific outfit or in a specific position that's more flattering. I have learned that looking at myself and watching myself feel pleasure has been an extreme help in loving myself and accepting myself, and feeling empowered and comfortable."
Eilish has been wanting to discuss this with me, and now that she's gotten it all out, she exhales and inches back farther on the couch. "I should have a Ph.D. in masturbation," she says."
reblog ID 2: tags reading #unimaginably based of her tbh #like am i supposed to cringe at this? #i never don't want to hear about women masturbating
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I don’t even go here
ID: A three-panel comic of Senshi. He says “No more Mr. nice guy” and slaps himself in the forehead. When he removes his hand again two angry eyebrows are stuck to his helmet. End ID.
the killer??
[ID: security video of a cat entering a house through a cat door as it holds a knife in its mouth. .end ID]
[ID 1: a lord of the rings meme based on the meme of a person standing in the corner of a party in the background while two couples dance in the foreground. Gollum's head is photoshopped on the head of the person in the corner, while Gandalf and Frodo's heads are photoshpped on one of the couples.
Gollum says "They don't know i've been following them for 3 days... Gandalf says to Frodo "That's Gollum. He's been following us for three days."
ID 2: the same picture as above, with the second couple replaced with Gimli and Legoals kissing.
ID 3: the same picture as above, now with big naturals drawn onto Gandalf.
ID 4: a tumblr post by headspace-hotel edited to read: I feel like tumblr is giving me a somewhat skewed impression of what the lord of the rings is about. .end ID]
[ID: a photo with a caption at the top that reads: get your big ass tufts out of the way of my caption. below the caption is a photo of owl whose ear tufts block part of the caption. .end ID]
maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that
This post is #Sponsored by
ID: the boeing logo /end ID
yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
I feel like a lot of people just don't know how to do it or are intimidated by the prospect. I was too, actually, and I couldn't find any good guides on how to do it (beyond basic formatting) and most guides boiled down to "just describe what you see and important details!" I really wanted to add alt text bc accessibility is important to me, but I would always get kinda stumped on how to do it.
But then I saw this image, I think in a discord server, and I immediately started doing it. It kinda broke the ice for me
[Image description: Screenshot of the title of a Reddit discussion thread: "Will Kendrick be held legally responsible if Drake kills himself?" End description.]
