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Tbh at this point taking the Georgia coaching position is a suicide mission so I'm glad they're all staying put (but got a raise out of this lol)

The best low-stakes grifter of all time, though, is Carlos Kaiser, who put together a 13-year career as a soccer player without once playing soccer. He would sign for a team, fake an injury, and then leave at the end of his contract to sign with another team. Once he was actually asked to play in a game and immediately fought with supporters to get a red card, and not only stayed on the team but got an extension. He did it all just before the internet would've made it easy for teams to go "huh, in his old country he was injured the same way" (since he used the same excuse, a hamstring injury, every time bc it was hard to detect back then)

Pictured: a king of the game

His Wikipedia article also has an incredible bit of comedy on it. Behold:

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Incredible burn, 10/10.

The amount of Ws this woman has racked up in such a short amount of time are astounding

you're in her dms, she has a specific tag about me on her blog, we are not the same

when i was 5 i wanted to watch The Lion King every day but i would cry miserably about Mufasa, and when my mom would try to comfort me i'd get embarrassed and tell her i wasn't crying, my eyes just hurt, and she'd be like "your eyes always seem to hurt at this part" and i'd be like "yes...because of my mysterious disease..."

uhhhh wtf is happening

I'm sure I'm missing something but wtf does jay getting divorced have to do with anything 💀

It's very weird to just put that there lol. My only thought is maybe they're implying he would want to move away from his ex wife? But idk lol

But anyway Jay literally ended up at LSU after being fired from Georgia I hope this isn't true

The McCools would make more sense since Courtney is currently not getting paid but I thought she was friends with Kupets so Idk??? Unless Jay goes back to Georgia and the McCools take over LSU????

great convo

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me when I say 'it is what it is'

ONE DAY AT A TIME (2017-2020) | S02E03 'To Zir, With Love'

Today's bird is Ozzy the rooster!