If you ship anything fuck you

@sirobvious Hates mailmen spread the word

@sirobvious from his high horse

This is how @sirobvious plays his Halo campaigns

the MOST iconic 20 seconds of any anime dub i’ve ever experienced

god every time i see this video i fucking lose it

L O U D

I TRIED TO EDIT BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS AND I FUCKED UP

DO YOU THINK ANYONE WILL NOTICE THAT THE VOCALS ARE NOT AS THEY SHOULD BE

i WALK a LONlee ROaD, Thr ONlEE ONE ThAt I HAV EvA KnOWN.

BuT itS Onlee Mee aND I WAalK AloNE

When did Bob Dylan decide to cover a Green Day song?

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

sudden outbreak of cheese touch

@matt-smalls does something called a “bleeding test” at work, where he cuts people to see how long they bleed.

This is true

my brother sent me this and I think he just gets me sometimes

(by ditzyflama on twitter)

oh my IQ is 6 billion. interesting. by the way how was your day?

@sirobvious

The Resulting Pattern after Lightning Struck a Flag on a Golf Course. 

“Please give me [sound of mid 90’s disc reader reading/buffering… it’s indescribable if you’ve never heard it]… one half tray of salad… Please give me… [more brief disc reading noise] one half tray of… Thank you! [loud munching noises]“ 

JumpStart 1st Grade, Knowledge Adventure, 1995 

Microsoft: We just *alienates Halo’s original fanbase* don’t understand *no exclusives besides now-ruined Halo* why gamers *tries to push all this TV/movies shit on a video game console* don’t like *changes the Xbox One dashboard layout every five days* the Xbox One!