Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

never TE OLG9 DO FATS

i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on

if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations and will only talk to people if they start conversation first

Oh my god! Am I an NPC in my own life?

“This doesn’t concern you, Mom!”

#possibleconspiring #puppermeeting #hopeitsnotsgainstme #pleaseignorethewindow #dogmom https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsb5NOSAnah/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=178i2xduaztnb

My puppers! I miss them

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

Can’t move, can barely work… You’ve come through three times already, Money Cat

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

hey one question what the fuck?

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

Also, if you have a large hammer that only you can move, it is only polite to leave it somewhere out of the way.

But I love the science logic.

I’m not saying Taako and Lup would be best friends with Frank and Sadie but Taako and Lup would be best friends with Frank and Sadie

Josh Lyman moodboard

I may or may not have said or done all of these

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

It’s bACK.

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

My 5yo likes to tell herself stories before she falls asleep and she just came out to me in tears because she accidentally killed off a character.

  “The story got sad all by itself Mum!”  I know baby.  I know.

oh sweetheart

*David Attenborough voice* And here we see the birth of a writer.

West Wing Fans!

I’m currently working on a super fun project! It is The West Wing Weekend: an interactive, fan-centered event to celebrate all things The West Wing. 

DATE: Friday, Sept. 28th through Sunday, Sept. 30th, 2018

LOCATION: Bethesda North Marriott Hotel and Conference Center, Bethesda, MD

Here’s what will happen at The West Wing Weekend: • Panels, presentations, and workshops based on themes of the show • Events and programming that invite fans into the political process, model the ideals of civic political and social engagement, and foster unity among participants • Entertaining live performances inspired by the characters and universe of The West Wing. • State Dinner and White Tie Ball • Special guest appearances • Vendor showcase

And more!

To get your tickets, visit https://www.westwingweekend.com/tickets/ 

Melissa Fitzgerald, Peter James Smith, and William Duffy are our confirmed guests so far, and there are more exciting announcements to come soon!

Message me if you have any questions!

My upstairs neighbor is having really loud sex at 10:25am. And, while this feels like retaliation, I can only hope it mellows her out and she stops stomping around all the goddamn time

Wow in the time it took me to type up and tag this post, the sex started and ended…… she’ll prolly be vacuuming soon. 🙁

It’s 10:29 and the sex has ended. I am v sad for her

I feel like I jinxed her. Like her nigga follows me on here and saw this post, mid thrust, and got performance anxiety. I’m sorry, Upstairs Stomping Bitch.

There’s stomping. She’s up and moving around. And you know what….. I can’t even be mad anymore. If I was only getting fucked for seven minutes at a time, I’d stomp around too.

Y’all she’s showing tf out. She’s really up there like

Damn I just heard her door close and then footsteps coming down the stairs. He left 😭😭😭 he’s not even gonna try again.

I’m gonna need ear plugs for the level of stomping this is bound to cause. When her feet inevitably crash through my ceiling ima just look through the hole and be like “hi…. sorry you didn’t get fucked down this morning. Even tho you filed a noise complaint on me that one time, I was rooting for you.”

Update y’all: it’s 3:10pm and she is vacuuming THE FUCK out of the hardwood flooring

But then like, that really does sound like something ppl that are in need of orgasm do. Just extremely unnecessary cleaning, to take their mind off the lack of sexual release.

I can see the text conversation now.

“I heard Aaron came over last nightttt. Whatd you guys get up to???👀👀👀😏”

“Not much. Oh! But, I did finally get a chance to mop my bathtub tho!!🤗 It was a mess in there, so thank god.”

“😬😔”

It’s 12:26am and she is getting her back blown tf outttt. Cannot be the same nigga from earlier.

I have the strong urge to knock the broom against the ceiling and holler out “yaaas bitch get some bomb ass dick” but I don’t wanna fuck up the vibe

Nvm. It lasted from 12:20-12:28. It’s the same nigga.

She better not start stomping or cleaning. I’ll file a noise complaint so fucking fast. Imagine getting a noise complaint for shitty sex. Don’t do it, Stomping Upstairs Bitch

The real reason Bruce Wayne keeps training kids is so that there’s eventually a gradually cascading order of vigilantes protecting Gotham. When you defeat one, there’s a slightly smaller one just behind, ready to pick up the slack.

Batryoshka dolls.

I am going to fucking set you on fire

Hi my name is Bran and this is my duck, there are many like it but this one is mine. via /r/aww http://ift.tt/2nycu5w

@momentspause @wolfbeat @the-wandering-grunt @woody112704 @sdseraph @offthebeatenpathtexas 😭😭😭

Hi my name is Tango and this is my moose, there are many like it but this one is mine.

I am Alchemy the Ninja cat. Lord of all I survey

A hero in more ways than one

I NEVER KNEW THAT

Always always reblogging this if I see it on my dashboard

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

#Well Oedipus certainly can’t read it with his (via theladyspanishes)

Quality Greek Tragedy Humour

Ooooooo…

@copperbadge