tuck him in Tuesday
tuck him in Tuesday once again
another tuck him in Tuesday is here
Tuck him out 😈
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM
I'M PUTTING HIM BACK
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NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES
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A text–a book–is a resting place for the memories of people who have lived before.
– Anthony Doerr, Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Friendly reminder that someone stabbed Caesar in the balls.
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It’s that time of year again when I have to remind everyone in my family that if they gift my child an elf on the shelf it will immediately become firewood because one thing mama ain’t raising in a snitch.
Things I’ve done to children instead of elf on a shelf:
- Told 4-7 year olds that throwing tantrums makes their teeth come loose
- Green vegetables taste bad because they have the same stuff in them as the ninja smoke bombs that make people pass out, but if you eat a little bit at a time you will become immune and thus defeat ninjas.
- The dentist knows the tooth fairy
- Dogs and cats know when you say swear words and it hurts their feelings
- Monsters in the closet think the floor is lava and can only walk on toys and clothes you haven’t put away
- The good spirit of the house likes the sound of water, so flushing the toilet and washing your hands will remind it to protect you
So many child psychologists must know about me.
Okay but the dentist does know the tooth fairy that’s just facts
That floor is lava thing is genius
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This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.
wonder woman out here still saving lives
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her new dress is so beautiful [image description: an illustration of Laudna, from Critical Role. She is standing against a backdrop of creepy trees. She is wearing her new dress, and Pâté is on her shoulder. Her Hound of Ill Omen is standing by her side, staring ominously towards the viewer. She looks creepy and confident and very sexy because she has a girlfriend. End ID]
anyone else feel like they’re constantly in a state of doing and folding and putting away laundry
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I love dusky pinks. this too is an earth tone, to the evolved mind
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dark green is a nice color. underrated
ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green
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This is literally my favorite color. 😩 Smaragd green is another dark shade of green that I’m absolutely obsessed with.
The problem with being a Creative Person is I want to create all the things. I want to draw a little drawing. I want to write a fic. I want to write a book. I want to paint with watercolors. I want to paint with oil paints. I want to animate. I want to make something out of clay. I want to sew a dress. I want to play a song on the ukulele. I want to play a song on the cello. I want to play a song on the harp. I want to write a song. I want to write a musical. I want to make a webcomic. I want to make a video game.
I want to do EVERYTHING but I don’t have the TIME or MONEY or MOTIVATION
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