Frankly, the fact that I got all those little strappies done up with hooves is to be commended!

I'm pretty sure Hermes exists just to justify the phrase "don't shoot the messenger".

ᛋᛈᛖᚨᚲᛁᚾᚷ ᚨ ᚠᛟᚱᛖᛁᚷᚾ ᛚᚨᚾᚷᚢᚨᚷᛖ ᛁᛋ ᚷᚱᛖᚨᛏ ᚠᛟᚱ ᛗᛁᛋᛚᛖᚨᛞᛁᚾᚷ ᛃᛟᚢ ᛚᛟᛏ ᚨᛒᛟᚢᛏ ᛈᛟᛁᛋᛟᚾᛋ. ᚾᛟᛏ ᛋᛟ ᛗᚢᚲᚺ ᚠᛟᚱ ᚾᚨᚱᚱᚨᛏᛁᚹᛖ ᚠᚢᛚᚠᛁᛚᛚᛗᛖᚾᛏ.

'ᛋᛁᛞᛖᛋ, ᛃᛟᚢ ᚱᛖᚨᛚᛚᛃ ᛏᚺᛁᚾᚲ ᛏᚺᛁᛋ ᛁᛋ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚲᛁᚾᛞ ᛟᚠ ᛒᛚᛟᚷ ᛏᛟ ᚱᛖᛚᛃ ᛟᚾ ᛋᚢᚲᚺ ᚾᚨᚱᚱᚨᛏᛁᚹᛖ ᛏᚱᛟᛈᛖᛋ?

And if you want to make normal brownies that ponies would want to eat, maybe leave the nuts out, that's all I'm saying~

It all comes down to ingredients and cooking process. Try using a cook book instead of a spellbook some time, see what happens~

Don't worry, I'm sure whatever doesn't work, an application of ninjitsu will make up the difference!

I gotta say, I approve of your choice of bananas for a treat. They cause little wear to the teeth!

Like, nice guy and everything, but he's got a moisture problem. Which I guess is fair, being made of the two moistest body parts~

Which is worse, an eye with tentacle or a tentacle with eyes? I'm leaning toward the latter~

She's basically always whispering in my ear anyway, so I'm not sure this adds anything~

I should probably make the same ol' joke about being really close friends, huh? Well, okay~

There's not enough censor bars and pixellations in the world that I could even show an approximation of a simulacrum of an example!

It must be the natural evolution of all those hot pepper challenge videos from a few years back!

Butt-dance again, like the rhythm's down your socks now~!

You could read more into this, but this is hardly the blog to do so.

If it's that dense a package, it's probably more socks~

The flight helps, I'm sure, but still. Only Derpy's got the guts to get the job done~

Nothing about any of those statements is gonna pan out to be true, I guarantee it.

Now, has anypony seen my hindquarters? I swear I left them around here somewhere...

This isn't one of those certain websites, so you all get me for free!

Money is just a thing some ponies made up, it doesn't actually MEAN anything.

Changelings only have their existing molecules to work with. They can't sizeshift without really compressing or spreading themselves. Illusions make up the difference~

Bedlam, meanwhile, can be whatever the moment requires of her. She must be filled with air to float on water, and must be filled with helium to float on air~

I think that's basically all the reaction I have to either of those, though~

Do you have any idea how hard it is to spin something with hooves~?

...Though it is usually the same amount of physical exhaustion by the end of it. And explosions!

You're right to invite me to Smash, though. I don't think anypony else around here would be into it! Wink!

You'd think I'd've noticed this big thing under me in one of the past updates at some point~

Either way, I'm not strong enough to lift any of the rocks that would be needed to tumble-dry in this thing or whatever it does~

Just let him do his thing, and I'm sure he'll disappear as suddenly as he came, with minimal property damage~

Anyway, some mammals eat chocolate. I'm pretty sure us ponies do~