vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL
Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.
Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.
Vader: OH HELL YEAH
why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious
10h
"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission." Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.
Fucking word.
Learn your rights!
AUTO REBLOG IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS THE 1ST TIME AROUND. It is important to KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
This panic happens like every few months.
Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours
How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op
This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.
Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis
#same energy
The princess Diaries (2001) // Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
+bonus
Glass Onion (2022) + Art
This is genuinely hilarious to me
What are your top 5 book recs? Any topics welcomed.
My favorite book of all time is Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse Five. It’s been a while since I’ve read it, so I might actually crack it open for some inspiration for the book I’m writing.
In the same space of fiction, I also love Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami. I think it’s a really lovely and touching story and I enjoy its mystical elements.
Another great piece of fiction is Seeing by José Saramago. It’s actually a sequel to a book called Blindness, which I believe is his most famous work. However, you can read Seeing without reading Blindness and personally I enjoyed it a lot more. The book asks what would happen if everyone refused to participate in government and explores protest and how authoritarianism takes hold.
One of the most important nonfiction books that I I ever read was The New Jim Crow by Michelle Alexander, but that has become extremely popular so if you’ve read it Angela Davis’ Are Prisons Obsolete is a great and much shorter alternative.
My favorite autobiography is definitely Assata by Assata Shakur and it’s one I recommend to everyone.
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Shrek Edition *:･ﾟ✧
#this had to be done
nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post
watching the bear and falling in love with this king who minds his own business
#the couple who swears together stays together
i jumped out of bed in a cold sweat to make this
id: first image is the tumblr halloween icon, which depicts a skeleton-like ghoul in a spooky red robe. the second image is the same ghoul, now photoshopped to look like they're dabbing. end id
