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!GN Dating quackity headcannons! (fluff warning!)
this is in an headcannon format but it has details like it's a story!
Tws: cussing, DARK HUMOR, use of y/n,no care for punctuation, fake addictions

TYPE OF LOVE;

  • The type of love you feel with quackity is one of a kind.

  • It's not the physical love, it's not the gifts, it's not the words, it's not the gifts, and it's not the act of service.

  • It's the silence. It's the feeling you both feel together. It's the euroma or vibe that surrounds you both. It's the tension. It's the content feeling of what the other person feels, and it feels like home.

  • In other words the type of love is what you feel for each other.
(you'll recognize what I'm talking about the more you get into the story!)

PLAYFUL INSULTS:

  • y'all insult each other so much.. (like it's kinda concerning...)

  • it's getting to the point where you'd tell each other to jump off a cliff.

"y/n...What'd you do if i was at the edge of a cliff?"
"I'd ask you to do a backflip "
"Y/N-"
"I dare you."
"Y/n I'm not jumping off a cli-"
"NO BALLS??!"

  • Most couples compliment each other on looks, but you'd rarely see that happening in your relationship.

"your a fucking disgrace y/n".
"shut up quackity! You look like an Edgar combined with Justin Bieber"
"y/n……..to far"
"not my fault you look like that"
"SHUT UP! you literally walk like Daffy duck! No not even walk, you wobble"

  • You don't have to worry about getting disgusted looks in public from PDA! you'd instead get annoyed looks from you both bickering too much.

  • Arguments like these always end up with you loving the way how both of you connect. The playful feeling bouncing off of one another and on to each other. You endear the feeling of how you both match each other's energy.

CONTAGIOUS LAUGHTER:

  • The contagious breakout is usually started by either one of you stumbling with your words..
"okay c-chat, me and y/n went t-to the sToRe the o-o-other d-day-"
all hell breaks loose.
When you guys start laughing there's no stopping until you both run out of breath.

  • Usually contagious laughter is from the sound of the other's voice, but your guy's contagious laughter is from the fact that one of you is happy and content.

  • It's the fact that your loved one is feeling happy, so the happy energy that surrounds them ends up surrounding you.

LOPSIDED SMILES:

  • THIS IS A BIG THING IN YOUR GUY'S RELATIONSHIP!

  • you know quackity's little lopsided smirk?

  • yeah, that!
  • it could be at social events when a fan asks you a question, or it could even be when your both with a group of friends and you just zone out.

  • In other words, everytime you talk with passion, quackity will ALWAYS smile with adoration towards you.

  • usually you never notice him smirking at you but, of course chat points it out!
  • he ignores the chats 'awws' until a dono mentions it; he just simply replies by saying "shut up".
  • they're was this one time you caught him glancing up at you while you rambled- your rambling always causes him to slightly smirk at you in content...

  • Your passionate energy bounces off of you and on to him and he just adores the feeling of it!!

"chat, you can't see my shirt? Here, I'll stand up!"
"My cousin gave me this shirt for my birthday! It's been awhile since i met them but, hopefully i can visit them in the summer- OH MY GOD QUACKITY YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME!! it'd be so fun for you to meet my family-

  • You then look down to see a boy in an awe coma.
  • Nothing is in his head except the feeling of adoration! adoration of how much he loves your passionate energy.

"Why are you looking at me like that?
  • When you're happy, he's happy.
"QUACKITY STOP! your making me feel all blushy inside!!!"

  • ever since that moment you caught him staring, you paid extra attention to see when he slyly smiled at you so you decided to start smirking back at him.

  • The feeling you feel when you return his small smiles makes you feel all warm inside.

  • Your relationship is 100% reciprocated and is not one sided at all.
  • whenever you reciprocate each other's ways, it gives another reason as to why your soulmates.

COUNTING HIS MOLES:

  • it's a weird thing you do..
  • instead of counting sheep when you can't sleep, you count quackity's moles instead.

  • you end up noting down how many moles you counted each night to see the difference.

  • one night you were just counting his moles and noticed you counted 50 more today than yesterday!

"QUACKITY!!"
"Y/N? what the fuck-"
"HOW'D YOU GROW 50 MOLES IN A DAY??" are you dying???"
"bye. I'm sleeping on the couch."

  • In the morning you ended up telling him what you've been doing at night, and ever since then he always teases you.

"CHAT, do you know what y/n does to me while i sleep?
"quackity….no. sto-"
"SHE COUNTS MY MOLES!"
"ITS NOT THAT BA-"
"YOU LITERALLY STARE AT ME WHILE I'M IN MY MOST VULNERABLE STATE!"
"STOP MAKING ME SOUND LIKE A CREEP!"

  • deep down quackity is in awe that counting HIS moles helps you fall asleep! He loves that even the most random things about HIM could bring you to peace.
  • The fact that counting HIS moles brings you to comfort, makes him feel comforted as well.
  • But, no one needs to know about that! he will always end up teasing you about counting his moles no matter what he feels.

HATS:

  • quackity obviously loves beanies, but on the other hand you prefer bucket hats! So, tons of arguments arise;

"Y/n you look like you're to jumanji! Bucket hats make you look like you're going to the jungle."
"BEANIES SHOW MY WEIRD HEAD SHAPE"

  • Usually you both make fun of each other's looks.
  • But,this time he wanted to argue against your self-discrimination because he didn't want to give you another reason to hate beanies!

"YOU DON'T HAVE A WEIRD HEAD SHAP-"
"YES I DO"
"NO YOU DONT"

*sigh*

"quackity…. my head looks like a baked bean."

  • after all your bickering you both FINALLY came to an agreement! you wear your bucket hats and quackity wears his beanies!!

  • YOUR TRUCE ENDED UP WITH YOU BOTH GETTING TONS OF HATS THAT MATCH!!

  • It brings you to excitement whenever someone asks about your "jelly" bucket hat!
  • It reminds you of the relationship you have with quackity, the relationship that led to you both getting matching hats!

  • No matter how many times you get asked about the hat, you could never get tired of explaining that quackity has a matching "peanut butter" beanie.
  • You literally could never get tired of talking or explaining about quackity.

THINKING ABOUT HIM:

  • This is a simple cute thing; everytime you see the color yellow or navy blue you end up getting reminded by quackity.

  • Another simple cute thing would be to SOMETIMES get duck themed things for him! but, EVERYTIME? And i mean EVERYTIME you go out and see something duck themed, you get it for quackity!

  • every time you leave you have to end up coming back home with at least 3 duck themed items

  • you get him the most useless stuff; a screw driver with the head of a duck, a duck themed nail polish, a duck cat toy (you guys don't even have any pets!!), and way more random things!!

  • At first you got him the duck themed things because it was cute, but now you start looking for the most random things ON PURPOSE so you could get a reaction out of quackity.
  • Each others reactions and reassurance is what makes this relationship unique.

  • It then came to the extreme of getting him a duck shaped lawn mower!

"y/n……….."
"my dearest y/n….i appreciate you so very much, but what is this?"

  • Little did you know that you weren't the only one acting in this facade, quackity knew that you did this on purpose, but this just led him to loving your relationship more!
"it's a ducky lawn mower…!"
"bUt We LiVe In An ApArTmEnT!!!"

  • You love doing this just to get a remembrance on why you love your relationship with quackity so much.

"y/n, how much was this…"
"LOOK HOW CUTE IT I-"
"y/n. How. Much. Was. THIS."
"758…"
"YOUR RETURNING THIS"
"CAN WE AT LEAST TAKE IT FOR A TEST DRIVE AT THE PARK?"
"fine"
  • At least the park got a good trimming in the end of all this!

LATE NIGHTS:

  • Since both you and quackity have school, your late nights are filled with you both studying side by side.

  • The comforting silence while studying with Quackity is one of the best feelings.

  • But sometimes you guys end up spicing things up and share ear buds that end up tangled!

  • Even the music doesn't separate the tension surrounding you both.

  • Usually in relationships at least one person is responsible for bedtime, but you both are equally late studiers! (Like I said, your basically a copy and paste of quackity)

  • Since you both didn't get any sleep in the night due to studying, you both end up sleeping in and waking up to the bright, sunny afternoon!

LAS VEGAS:

  • You both went to Los Vegas a joke because of quackity's Minecraft server;

"CHAT THIS WEEK IM GOING TO LOS VEGAS WITH MI AMOR! I'm going to gamble till i have enough money to buy the whole casino!"

  • Turns out he was wayyy off, he didn't even end up having enough money to buy the chocolate bar he promised!

"i think it's time to leave quackity...
"no NO! Y/N! I JUST WON 5 BUCKS FOR YOU MI AMORE!!!"
"quackity if you even won 3k, we'd still be at lost of money from when we started!"

  • Just like your fake addiction to buying random duck things for quackity, quackity had a fake gambling addiction as well!

  • He does this for the same reason you do your "addiction". he wants to see your reactions to his goofy, love-side that wants to give you something, but instead of a duck lawnmower it's money and a casino!

  • Just like how he secretly knew about yours "addiction", you secretly knew about his!! It brought you joy that you weren't the only one finding pleasure in your "relationship games"

  • Because of quackity's protest you guys started doing monthly trips to Los Vegas.. he was determined to buy the casino for you.
  • Even though he never bought the casino..

  • everytime you left the casino paradise, you both ended up losing more money then what you came with! but that doesn't even matter since that quackity doing this for your guy's personal amusement was more than enough for you.

HAIRCUTS:

  • You used to beg quackity for a haircut, but now you started to beg him for a haircut just to get his reaction! you love the way he is.

"quackity you haven't had a hair cut in a decade!"

"WHY DOES IT MATTER, NO ONE SEES MY HAIR ANYWAY!"

"I SEE YOUR HAIR"

"Oh wow! So you don't love me for who I am? I have to change myself for you? WOWWWWWWW!!!"

"N-NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYI-"

"NOPE! I now see your true colors….. y/n, or is that even your real name??......"

"Quackity what the actual f-"

"MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH LIES!!"

  • You love the way this relationship makes you feel. It's immaculate!! no one has ever made you feel this comforting, goofy way you except quackity.

PHOTO OF YOU:

  • quackity always carries a picture of you both in his wallet!
  • He loves being reminded of you no matter the situation!

  • One time he was doing a cooking stream with George and his wallet fell out of his pocket.

  • chat was spamming about who that was! (they couldn't see your face cause of how blurry it was for them)

"CHILL! chat chat! I'm not cheating on y/n you blind chalupas!

  • you'd think something got leaked but in reality your relationship is very open to the public and quackity loves talking about it.

  • he then happily brings the photo up to the camera with a smile on his face!
  • George knowing full well he's going to spend a full 20 minutes talking about you.

  • Whenever he's reminded of you his face lights up due to the fact of him remembering the way your existence makes him feel.

"chat this is y/n! if you're new you might know them by y/s/n (your streamer name)!
"we've been public for almost 2 years! This photo is the photo on our 3 day anniversary!"
"chat! quackity can't go one second without talking about y/n!
"shut up George, I'm not done talking!"

  • He loves talking about you so much, whenever someone brings you up he always has to say something!
  • you can visibly and audibly see the difference between him talking normally and talking about anything that resolves around you.

LATE NIGHT DRIVES:

  • It started with the first time you noticed quackity was feeling home sick. And since you both feel each others feelings it hurt you as well!

  • You decided you wanted to fix both of your feelings on going out for a night drive!!

  • You decided to get some taco bell since, it was the only restaurant closest to being a Mexican that was being opened. You just wanted to give him something that could remind him of home.

"Maybe it'd taste like home tacos??"

"y/n this taste nothing like my mama's tacos!"

"oh-"

"It taste like absolute shit"

"sorry! I just thought that maybe it'd remind you of your home life and you'd feel better! I didn't know you'd hate i-"

  • Quackity abruptly looked at you with a half of a taco hanging out of his mouth;
"NO NO NO! Talking shit about tacobell helped me feel better about being homesick!"

"I love what you DO for me. I love what you do TO me. But most importantly I love you."

  • These night time drives soon became a weekly occurrence!
  • Eating some random food while being parked in the middle of a stoplight became a habit for you both!

  • these night drives has been your guy's get away from the harsh reality and it has been an escape to your relationship reality..

  • Going on these night drives reminds both of you that you still feel the same feeling as you did before. just because life is tough doesn't mean that feeling ended. All you need is a little quiet-time TOGETHER to be reassured of your love.

HOLDING HANDS

  • I feel like Quackity isn't an extremely physical affection person.
  • but one thing for sure is that he WANTS to hold your hand, the only thing is that he's embarrassed and doesn't know how too.

  • it usually starts with him nudging your arm or him getting close to you..
  • Sometimes he even puts his hands in your hoodie pockets to get your attention.

  • The moment you noticed that holding hands with Quackity was not a playful thing, but more of a 'I'm so greatful for you and i love you so fucking much thing' was when Quackity was driving down a long rode on the express way.

  • There was no other car on the never-ending slim road, which was surrounded by grass that went on for miles.
  • The HD view of the sunset, with a hint of peaceful breeze coming from the cracked down window.

  • The silence was extremely comforting and cozy.
  • This situation made you feel at home

  • Quackity gave you his signature smirk, and you decided to take matters in your own hands.
  • literally.

  • You took quackity's unaccompanied hand in yours, causing Quackity to give your hand a little squeeze but instead of letting the squeeze go, he kept the same compression.

  • You both gave each other comforting smiles that lasted dangerously long. But soon later you both ended your shared smiles, still staying in a slightly tight handhold whilst looking and driving out into the sunset.

  • In this moment no words needed to be said to know what this hand holding gesture ment.

  • no cuddles or hugs could compare to the feeling you feel while holding hands with Quackity.

  • feelings of a mixture of comfort, cloud 9, warmth, and happiness, the feeling cant be described in a word but a description; a comforting content feeling filled with warmth, the feeling is as intense as getting burnt alive.
  • No word could summarize this feeling but, the closest thing to that word is home.

  • Being around Quackity is a full abyss of unseriousness, warmth, and energy.
  • The love is rarely spoken or noticed in words but every, lopsided smile, hand hold, eye contact, thought of each other, shows the same type of feeling that you crave.

  • The main reason you're with Quackity is for the "feeling" you feel with him.
  • Your love and comfort for eachother shows the most when no words are spoken, the extreme feeling shows most when you hold hands, or when lopsided smiles are shared, but most importantly being in each other's presence.

  • you're a copy and paste of each other, you do everything for each other, you know each other's motives, and no one is left out.
  • Everyone and everything in this relationship is equally involved.

  • you both are truly soulmates in the most literal scientific way.

THE END

other dating headcannons!!

to be added soon!
A/N

notice how the "hand holding" and "late night" hand cannons had 0 dialog in it!! yeah I was just trying to show how strongly i feel about how the love from each other would be from mostly energy and the feelings you feel.

I got kind of deep into this because I had the same type of love with someone and I desperately crave it again. I don't miss them as a person but I miss the relationship we had. i was the one who said and did stupid shit for their protest, seeing them happy and reciprocating the same energy as me made me feel like I'm liked. We weren't dating but we just had this amazing flirty, joking relationship that i need agian

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gqa1

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

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alex51324

I wonder whether I’m gonna get $100 or a li’l goat.

Either would be nice.  

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⚾️Episode 21 : Baseball Game⚾️

Gojo Satoru, teaching Y/N-Chan how to play : Okay, I’m going to throw the ball and you’re going to hit it.
Y/N, holds the bat :
Gojo Satoru, facepalms : That’s not how to hold the bat, Y/N-chan.
Gojo Satoru, helps Y/N-chan on how to hold the bat from behind them :
The students stares in silent :
Itadori Yuuji : Should we tell them the game is already over?
Fushiguro Megumi : I don’t think they’d care.
Together Inumaki, nods in agreement : Shake.
Kugusaki Nobara, rolls eyes : Ugh, they should get a room.
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JJK Snapchats SMAU

GN!Reader
CW: Language, Gojo, Goofiness
Notes: Bruh it took all my self control not to make these all Gojo smh. I also tried to make the readers age ambiguous. if yall want more let me know! also let me know if you wanna be tagged!
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For the times I was afraid to go out.

For the times I couldn't wear what I liked.

For the times I couldn't afford to by a scarf I didn't even want.

For the times I had to take a detour to avoid morality police.

For Iranian women, for Iranian people!

Stand with us and be our voice!🇮🇷🕊

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ka039

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it

i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.

idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000

reposting on my friends account

holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.

Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers! 

Everyone should see this, it’s really important

I reblog every time

If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave

I fucking told you, auto

dUDE

hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG

oh god oh god oh god

PLEASE REBLOG

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

WTF

Stay alert ladies!

be warned

REBLOG!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!

I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!

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yuejo

This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!

!!!!!!!

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

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HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!

This isn’t a big thing in England (that I’m aware of) but I’m still reblogging this because I have American mutuals and followers! Please please stay safe guys 

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!

PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG THIS, THIS IS HORRIBLE AND IT NEEDS MORE ATTENTION

Please stay safe everyone。:゚(;´∩`;)゚:。

stop scrolling bitch 

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myucchu

reblog this dammit

Reblog damn it

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borntodrift

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

pinning thissss

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

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nyxsomnia7

I’m fully aware I will need this at some point.

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thank you technoblade for everything you’ve done and everything you are. you brought joy to millions even in your toughest days and that will never be forgotten. i hope you rest easy

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literateish

the uk government is trying to scrap the human rights act.

i’ve not seen a lot in the media about this so i’m going to do my best to put this into words and explain what will happen if the government is successful in replacing the human rights act with the bill of rights (aka the rights removal bill).

this will mean that in the uk:

  • you won’t be allowed to say anything negative about the government
  • if you are disabled or chronically ill, you won’t be allowed to say no to being given a DNR in hospital
  • you won’t be allowed to bring ‘trivial’ human rights violations to court
  • public authorities (the police) won’t have to actively protect people’s human rights
  • the uk military will be allowed to basically do whatever they want overseas
  • if you ever commit a crime, they can disregard your human rights
  • the government will not be obligated to obey human rights

if you are from the uk PLEASE sign this petition, and also to everyone else, please please please share this.

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