SCREAMING

Hmmm. Maybe

Does anybody ever think about how badass Madam Pomfrey is?

She never asks questions. Remember the time Hermione turned into a cat? She made sure no one saw her. She regrew a whole arm’s worth of bones in one night. She can mend bones in a second. She even kicks out Dumbledore on some occasions. Just think about how many students get injured in Hogwarts every year and she just fixes them back up like new. 

We all just need to take a second and thank Madam Pomfrey.

So I know the Harry Potter series never even really touches on the issue of teen pregnancy, like, at all but I have this headcanon that Madam Pomfrey has helped more than a few students deal with theirs privately

Fetus Deletus

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

thank god for people like you who add sources

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

Still a better love story than Twilight.

…

I love this. 

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

“Steve Carell, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: How men would look if they had to pose in ads the way women are expected to.”

Yeah this definitely deserves a place on my blog

im so glad I woke up this morining

Chrys watches GoT [x]

So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark...

This man

never

lets anyone

drive him.

He literally

is always

the one in the drivers seat.

He has a chauffeur 

that he drives. 

And then I realized…

There’s probably

good reason

for that. 

“Swish and flick.”

I paused my music for this. Worth it.

When people say “I will never not reblog this” I’ve found my one of those

this is so important

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Illinois! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

From the Janet Jackson SNL Episode.  The Christmas song on Easter!  Also, they are judged by Simon Cowell

I can't even explain in words how much I love this. 

I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s just done so much for me that it’s just not right.

Mr. Disney

Bless this man for enriching my childhood.

People who don’t reblog this

DISHONOR

DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

DISHONOR ON YOU

DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

I shit you not my parents met at Disney