this joke will not make any sense for 99% of my audience

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

Am I fucking stupid LMAO

Dream a little.

i think grossness is a vital aspect of life btw and we all experience it and i think its important to represent in art and i think oversanitization of popular media is 100% our downfall. things are gross and disgusting and yucky and thats life we cannot deny ourselves this

Ever wondered how to tell if a character is a bastard? Well, look no further, for I have distilled the 3 pillars of bastardom for all your oc/char tagging needs!

i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person

the horrors may be beyond my comprehension but they are not beyond my insatiable lust. come here and kiss me you terrifying abomination.

life tips

obsessed

Health food TikTok is a menace

Please, someone try this, someone that doesn’t have sensory issues that would cause them to gag on this wretched concoction. If it helps, what we today call “cola flavor” is actually a blend of vanilla, cinnamon, citrus oils, and acids; the vinegar would take care of the acid, and I would guess the best match for Coke would be lime and/or orange since that’s supposedly what’s in the secret formula. (Pepsi is lemon, btw)

Some sweetener would probably help too, idk

Alright so balsamic vinegar in water tastes like balsamic vinegar in water. Why wouldn't it. Buuut if you add just one drop each of cinnamon, vanilla, and orange extracts, you can make it taste so much worse.

The demon drink isn't alcohol, it's this. It does sort of taste like coke, but coke from a different, much much worse dimension.

i used to work at a used bookstore and there was an insect anatomy book for sale that was over $8000 im not even kidding. and i just found it at my school library. its mine for the month.

It’s page after page of the most detailed illustration on insect morphology I’ve ever seen

External anatomy only I’m afraid, but an absolutely invaluable resource nonetheless

It’s called An Atlas of Insect Morphology by Steinmann and Zombori. Looks like there are some much cheaper options now than when I last looked. When I saw it in the bookstore’s system I thought it was a pricing error but I remember looking it up and seeing one for sale that was over $10,000 so I was like okay then. I could only find pdfs from university libraries I don’t have access too. So I’m glad my school has a physical copy.

Idk if I can describe how useful this book is. It’s all illustration. The only text is the labels. I have a really nice book on insect anatomy but it’s like your classic textbook

Like very useful but it is still a pain to flip through a thousand page book looking for images but it’s mostly text. There aren’t nearly as many diagrams. It doesn’t show you nearly as many angles. It doesn’t show or label even close to level of detail the one above does.

In case anyone hasn’t read my tags: I’m going to scan this whole book and make it into a pdf. You all can have it for free. It will take a while. Bear with me.

Here it is

i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case y’all want it as well