Gerald T

I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

arge octopus floor mosaic at Gumalimba Park, Roatan, Honduras

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

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Bestie

Confirmed creature post

He did bro so bad homie made another video just to apologize.

My most useful useless skill is the origami cup i learned to fold in like. kindergarten

I’ve used them to drink when i didn’t have any cups or bottles on hand. You have to be fast though

it holds fluids for an amount of time

haven’t seen the pitbull tweet yet. very disappointed in you all

have to do everything around here

The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe

…OH.

I googled it once and the only reason why the Great Lakes aren’t called inland seas is because they are entirely freshwater, not salt.

By any other metric they’d be seas. Superior especially (the big one in the upper left) behaves like a small ocean, and has claimed at least 250 ships and over 1000 people. Gordon Lightfoot wrote a frankly chilling song about her that I’ll include here:

Lake Michigan has never fully frozen. Leading to some absolutely terrifying images

Layers of ice created, shattered, and built up like this.

Hey, here’s a picture of that lighthouse in 2015, when we had a polar vortex

I love the Great Lakes, you know how all boats look like shit, like just rusty hulks, you don’t get that on the Great Lakes because it’s fresh water, like the shipwrecks are incredibly well preserved

OFFICIAL Michigan Post

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these two queens

This is what nightmares as a kid were like

I wanna see a horror movie where the villain is human and the protagonists are all different aliens. Not like a misunderstanding just a murderous evil human vs alien scientists on a space station. Alien biology affecting both how they die and how they fight back. The final girl should be the alien so weird and abstract the guy just never figures out how or even if she can be murdered. Yeah where do you stab a sentient electromagnetic particulate in a liquid silicon matrix, asshole??

It's also not that humans are evil or that they're a lot stronger than other species, it's just that the first human they ran into happened to run on slasher villain tropes

I just want to formally acknowledge to the person driving in front of me with bumper stickers reading "I'd Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss," "Slime Mold Is My Co-Pilot," and "Honk If You'd Rather Be Watching The Cinematic Masterpiece 'The Mummy' Starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz" that I know you have an account here and I approve of you