jadepresley reblogged
UM HELLO ANSWER ME GIVE ME ATTENTION WHY ARENT EITHER OF YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME
*checks watch* i know its been 4 years and 2 months but do you still need attention?
Stupid question, of course I do.
I know I don’t spend a lot of time around here but when did it become a thing to review fanfiction on Goodreads and who put my trash fics on there lmao
jadepresley reblogged
Hi tomorrow I’m flying to New York from Sydney to meet @o0o-chibaken-o0o in person for the first time, approximately 7 years since we first met on this dumpster fire website 🥰
FYI @professordrarry is also here now
Hi tomorrow I’m flying to New York from Sydney to meet @o0o-chibaken-o0o in person for the first time, approximately 7 years since we first met on this dumpster fire website 🥰
Anonymous asked:
hi!!! i discovered you a couple years ago and have been following Couldn't Get Better They Say since you started posting it. I love it so much that i re-read it all the time. Do you think you'll ever return to complete it?
Can confirm it’s been written and is coming soon :)
hi no, I am not the jade presley writing spicy original books but thank you anons for thinking I have the commitment required to finish a whole story lol xoxo
jadepresley reblogged
💝 Witch Weekly's Most Eligible 💝
Author: GallifreyisBurning | @gallifrey1sburning Prompt: #99 Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Rating: Teen Wordcount: 54590 Warnings: None Summary:
The first few times, it was kind of funny. After a while, however, it started to get a bit depressing. By the tenth time Harry won Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible Bachelor award, it was downright humiliating. But even that wouldn’t have been enough to get him to agree to Pansy Parkinson’s scheme to put him on a wizarding dating show—at least, not without the additions of a tearfully earnest Molly Weasley and one too many glasses of champagne.
Now, Harry finds himself the first-ever lead on ‘The Bachelor: Magical Edition’, produced by Pansy and Draco Malfoy, hosted by Blaise Zabini, and featuring fourteen wix of various backgrounds competing for his heart in front of the entire Wizarding world—one of whom he’s expected to find love with. So, you know. No pressure.
Y’ALL!! I’ve been so excited for this to finally drop. It’s one of my favorite things I’ve ever written. (Also, this right here is why I didn’t post anything for two solid months.)
Adding my ‘thank you’s here like an overwrought starlet at an awards show:
Thank you so much to the amazing fest mods; to my fabulous beta, @mxmaneater; and to @hogwartsfirebolt, @tink-wondering, @skeptique @bubble-gumhead, @avenueofesc, @isamijoo, and @softlystarstruck, all of whom happened to be chilling on Discord when I hit a wall and dropped by in a panic, and who generously brainstormed professions, personality traits, and date ideas with me until I had more than I knew what to do with.
Anonymous asked:
I know it’s been almost two years but would love another chapter of your mainly-texting fanfic ‘Couldn’t Get Better’. I honestly read it about once a month, which probably makes me sound insane but it’s just so wholesome and satisfying. Would love to read more about their relationship. Btw, absolutely adore Gavin. It’s nice to see adults in people’s lives that look out for them hat aren’t family sometimes.
I felt so guilty when I read this ask because I genuinely didn’t realise it had been two whole years so I just posted the next chapter :) x
An update on my life: I just sent an email to the CEO of the company I work for and accidentally added a winking face instead of a smiley face so I guess I have to leave the country and start a new life abroad now
Anonymous asked:
Did you hear Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? It was OK. 🐾
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Anonymous asked:
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Immensely, send help, I’m very injured
Anonymous asked:
Hey ! I haven't heard much from you in a while, but like I've been really thinking about your blog lately and I hope you're doing well and your original stuff is going great and life is treating you amazingly and your career is flourishing and you're still being your hilarious sassy sarcastic self ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🦄🦄🦄🎠🎠 stay awesome ! ( Or don't. I'm not your parent. do you hon you're great )
Lmao I love this ask, thank you so much, I hope you’re having the best day xxxxx
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RIGHT BACK AT YOU!!! 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
Hello! It's so nice to see you on my dash even if it's just for a quick reblog. You are such a lovely person. I hope you are doing well. 💖💖💖
I hope you are too!!! Have a beautiful day!
Anonymous asked:
Just stopping by to say I hope you’re well and that writing (of any genre, pair, and length) is going well and giving you very little stress. Reality sometimes takes the joy out of fiction, but just know you have people supporting you- no matter if you write for us or not. Hope you’re having fun lurking, it’s what I did for my first three years in-fandom.
I do love a good lurk 😍 Thanks for stopping by, you’re very sweet! Writing is a slow process these days but it’s still happening :)
Miss you guys xxx