SELF-iSH, an album by Will Wood and the Tapeworms⁠

if you’re not on your worst behavior...GET THE FUCK OUT!

<3

Will Wood fans pls interact!!!

I haven’t been super active in the actual fandom until recently so- pls

Wilkins woke up and chose violence

These are not only legitimate, but 179 of them were made by the real, actual Jim Henson Studios.

The really scary thing is that they don't even make Wilkins coffee anymore.

Like I imagine they locked this prototype Kermit away in a steamer trunk somewhere in the basement of the Muppet theater or in an abandoned building on Sesame street because he's still obsessed with making people drink Wilkins under threat of death, and if he ever gets out he'll murder the world.

I predict he gonna relapse in a few years

Yep

"But if Helen of Troy was raped by violence and illegally assaulted and unjustly insulted, it is clear that the raper, as the insulter, did the wronging, and the raped, as the insulted, did the suffering."

-Gorgias, C. 414 BC

fun fact! I had to delete this post because I was constantly getting anons calling me “racist towards greeks”

“We adopted a senior doggo and he loves sleeping under our bed. This is our new morning routine.” 

(Source)

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 

(Source)

@plaidos

Son… THIS is what I’M here for. The slow motion at the end? PRICELESS!!!

The difference between an easy model and a complicated one.

Heliocentrism and geocentrism

good example of how the more messy and complicated answers are sometimes the right ones

Are you saying the sun and planets orbit the earth?

Thousand year old debates still echo in this website

Things That Happened in 2020 That Don’t Feel Like They Did:

-The Witcher came out

-The movie Parasite wins at the Oscars

-Stickbugging

-Kim Jong Un “died” like three times

-Ray Bans Official Charity Sale For $26.99 Today

-The murder hornets appearing and disappearing in like a week

-The Sonic movie came out

-Jennifer Lopez pole dances at the Superbowl

-4/20/2020

-X Æ A-12 Musk

-UFOs are real apparently

-Plane flights were like $15 at one point

-For some reason, Clone High is making a comeback

-Leaving school in March for a “few weeks lockdown” and now we’re here

-Friday the 13th was the last “normal” day for a lot of us

these all feel 5 years away at least

KRSNND these TAGS

if this happened like 5 years ago people would be losing their shit, now it’s just like “oh yeah another thing”

::shifty eyes::

What a mood