I can’t believe I found the illusive CaterpiqɿɘɈɒƆ

I can’t believe you’re casually ignoring the weedle in a very well done pikachu costume

That is clearly pikachu tiddy

The minimum age for signing up for a Tumblr account is 13. I, at the time of writing this, am 23.

It would be bizarre of me to treat a 13 year old as though they are the same age as me. I have a 13 year old little brother and while we have a similar sense of humour as we have grown up together we could not be more different.

I have an extra decade. A decade of more experience, a decade of more learning, a decade of more everything in general. I am an adult. He is a child. There’s no denying that.

The mentality that has always existed on Tumblr of “everybody’s the same age hahaha everybody can be treated the same” is, therefore, the biggest load of fucking rubbish I’ve ever seen. This inevitably leads to children being harassed by grown adults every day. Constantly.

Imagine being a 14 year old child and waking up one morning to find that a grown adult had reblogged one of your posts making fun of you, leading dozens of other grown adults to send you messages making fun of you further.

Imagine being a child just trying to have fun on a social blogging platform and then self-entitled, wilfully ignorant and aggressive adults suddenly began insulting you for absolutely no reason.

I’m not saying a child can’t make a mistake. But that’s what it is most of the time- a mistake- and maybe you should stop treating children who make mistakes as though they’re intentionally malicious adults. In doing so, you generally become an intentionally malicious adult.

If you’re an adult and you look at somebody’s About section and see “oh 14 okay that’s not too young for me to tell this person they’re trash” and you don’t see how that’s inherently fucked up and see no need to apologise for it: I hate you, I thoroughly and completely hate you regardless of the quality of the rest of your character, I think you need to get a grip, a life and away from me

why has no one fallen in love w/ me yet i’m so bored

@helmet-girl-origins why haven’t i seen this

OH MY DAYS JOSH

FAKLDJS;FKAJDS;FAJDSKFLAJD;KFADJS;LAKJDKF;LAJSD;K

TF IS THIS WHERE WAS THIS I MUST KNOW

it was such hard work for me to find this majestic picture but i used the best resources…google images

shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches

how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball

He sneaks into his neighbours garage every few days to steal hugs from their dog. This is cute af. Inspirational. 13/10

animal rates?

why is lightning mcqueen in the bg

whole pack of gum fell off my desk and now it’s fucking gone I can’t fucking find it I just wanted some gum

here dude, want some of mine?

you’ve already opened it it’s tainted

What The God Damn Hell Is Your Damage?

Who even unwraps thheir gum like that you tore it open, like a caveman

You. You. I Tried To Extend The Hand Of Kindness. To Lend You Help When You Were Down. You Lost Something. I Tried To Replace What You Had Lost. And What Do You Do To Me? You Spit In My Face- No, You Throw The Metaphorical Dirt Of Rejection Into My Face. You Are Mean To Me. You Insult Me. You Dont Appreciate Anything I

You offer me this gum, this putrid mangled impure gum thjat I NEVER asked for, and when I say no, when I deny you, you throw this… fit!!! never have I ever been more embarrased for my fellow man youc omplete and absolutlle fool. you utter child

Think about this.

I just got a ride home from the gym from a 40-ish year old five foot tall white woman that I’ve never talked to before tonight.

She offered as she saw me leaving. I live literally across the street. Maybe a 5-10 minute walk.

I asked her why she wanted to give me a ride and she said “Because with what’s going on out there I don’t think it’s safe for you to talk alone in the dark.”

I’m a black male in my late 20s who is six feet 8 inches tall and is roughly 400 lbs. I’m a literal giant.

And she feared for my safety because of what she’s seen on the news all week.

Think about that shit.

Zerkaahd: Early morning Pokemon hunters

SOMEOME SPRAY PAINTED THE MUTE SIGN ON DONALD TRUMPS STAR LMAO

Reblog to empower the sigil!

parents: “u should be more active” me: 

“Who’s your best friend?”