honk honk *sucks your blood*

hi everyone my family has been having car troubles if you could just share or donate that would be great thank you 💜 (check reblogs for link)

This is fatphobia, btw. In case none of you could fucking see what's right in front of you.

the problem with “you don’t owe anyone else anything” is that what I think people first meant when they said it was “don’t apologize for existing, you do not owe others for tolerating you being alive especially if they are cruel to you” but what everyone online took it as “if someone in your life ever asks you for anything ever you should kill them”

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

bbc sherlock wants what i have

there’s something so interesting about how harrow is not haunted by ghosts or the paranormal but by neural networks and the craving of something you no longer remember. gideon doesn’t walk the halls as a specter but she haunts every fiber of harrows being through sheer muscle memory. the mind forgets but the body keeps the score. or something like that

70’s ad for Asbestos

The flat headed freak of a kitty not all that impressed with the current state of the market it seems! Get this disgruntled beast for a mild $14.77!

2019-2021 Jeep Wrangler

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I huave an idea guys

i think that all the people who argue about gender by saying "the woke left cant even define a woman" need to get hit with the "who are you" question by a buddhist monk. no, thats your name, who are you. no thats your profession, who are YOU. no you fucking idiot thats your species, who are YOUU. dumb bitch u cant even define yourself

see this guy gets it

I think they’ll find it

special selection of screenshots from when my friends and i watched spongebob on some TOTALLY LEGAL site and the captions were from the wrong episodes for some reason

forgot to add one of the best ones, my fault

Saw lesbian +30 hp

Saw lesbian +30 hp

Saw Trans girl +30 hp

Saw aroace flag +30 hp

Saw drag show +100 hp

deeply misunderstood this