this Conversation pit is ruining my life
kaz brekker 🤝 matthias helvar 🤝 nikolai lantsov:
fic planning be like:
*minces onion and garlic for you with romantic intentions*
The thing abt Crowley that I think is missing from a lot of fan content is people like. how do I word this. people like him so much that they're not willing to make him do things they find unlikable. Crowley's demonhood is usually represented in fan stuff by him like, doing bad things to bad people, people who "had it coming" one way or another, which I think works in serious contexts but is just no fun if you're trying to match the tone of the source! Crowley comes up with and does things that are objectively annoying and unpleasant and that's Fine. It's hilarious. We all need to make peace with the fact that Crowley would play Instagram reels loud as hell on the train, she'd be in front of you on line at the drug store paying with exact change, she'd show up to your baby shower with one of those toys that make a bunch of noise, she invented the leafblower. Etc. These jokes write themselves they're so easy and they're always funny and I want to see more of that sort of energy
All I care about is art of Fat Women 🌹💘
credits:
The Blue Room, Suzanne Valadon / GOD is coming & is she FAT! / Prehistoric Reproduction of Maltese Venus Figurine, Nigel Bewley / Sinéad O'Dwyer / Yu Xiaodong / Venus of Willendorf / Henri Matisse / Amnesia, Rolf Ohst / Seated Woman of Çatalhöyük / Mujeres con frutas, Francisco Zúñiga
Colleen Madamombe
Sawfish By: Unknown photographer From: Disney’s Wonderful World of Knowledge 1971
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everyone meet my beautiful darling boy, balthazar the destroyer
is he real? is he coming for us?
yes he is a real boy and his favourite tv show is doctor who
he in him house
a dashing creature, may he slay many foes and intimidate all who trespass.
Leigh Bardugo asked me to draw Darlington from Ninth House! (I dropped my phone. She’s one of my all-time favourite authors). The sequel to Ninth House, HELL BENT, came out this week :)
God loves you but not enough to save you
Abruptly, Adrik snarled, "I'm glad Sergei's dead. I'm just sorry I didn't get to wring his neck myself."
"You'd need two hands for that," said Zoya.
There was a brief, terrible silence, then Adrik scowled and said, "Okay, stab him." Zoya grinned and passed him the flask.
Zoya is so brutal💀
three times Kaz was the Professor Teenage Criminal Prodigy-
-and the one time he wasn't
Why do they bully Matthias so much 😭 he's already stuck with a group of kids who forced him into treason
“I don’t hold a grudge. I cradle it. I coddle it. I feed it fine cuts of meat and send it to the best schools. I nurture my grudges."
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Seeing drag queens in real life gives me the exact same feeling as how the hobbits describe elves in the lord of the rings
I don't know how to describe to you if you've never been to a drag show but like seeing recordings of them is one thing & seeing them in real life is Another. Like pov you're looking up at the tallest most enchantingly beautiful ambiguously sexed person you've ever seen. She's like covered in glitter and you can smell her perfume. And you're in a room with like several of them & you begin to understand how Frodo felt in that castle
Oh to be a hobbit (short cis woman) surrounded by beautiful elves (drag queens) towering over me (in heels) at lothlorien (museum garden party).