1. ❛ Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. ❜
2. ❛ I may have lost my heart, but not my self-control.  ❜
3. ❛ If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more. ❜
4. ❛ I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other. ❜
5. ❛ But you know what I am. You hear nothing but truth from me. ❜
6. ❛ I have blamed you, and lectured you, and you have borne it as no other would have borne it. ❜
7. ❛ There are people, who the more you do for them, the less they will do for themselves. ❜
8. ❛ One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. ❜
9. ❛ Better be without sense than misapply it as you do. ❜
10. ❛ You must be the best judge of your own happiness. ❜
11. ❛ Were I to fall in love, indeed, it would be a different thing ; but I have never been in love ; it is not my way, or my nature ; and I do not think I ever shall. ❜
12. ❛ Indeed, I am very sorry to be right in this instance. I would much rather have been merry than wise. ❜
13. ❛ If I have not spoken, it is because I am afraid I will awaken myself from this dream. ❜
14. ❛ If a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him. ❜
15. ❛ Faultless in spite of all her faults. ❜
16. ❛ A heroine whom no one but myself will much like. ❜
17. ❛ There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart. ❜
18. ❛ Full many a flower is born to blush unseen, and waste its fragrance on the desert air. ❜
19. ❛ I pity you. I thought you cleverer. ❜
20. ❛ Evil to some is always good to others. ❜
21. ❛ I certainly will not persuade myself to feel more than I do. ❜
22. ❛ She is loveliness itself. ❜
23. ❛ Time does not compose me. ❜
24. ❛ A man always imagines a woman to be ready for anybody who asks her. ❜
25. ❛ I do not find myself making any use of the word sacrifice. ❜
26. ❛ I am quite enough in love. I should be sorry to be any more. ❜
27. ❛ I must tell you what you will not ask, though I may wish it unsaid the next moment. ❜
28. ❛ I examined my own heart. And there you were. Never, I fear, to be removed. ❜
29. ❛ With all your little faults, you are an excellent creature. ❜
30. ❛ You have another long walk before you. ❜

• “ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”
• “ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”
• “ i’m getting tired of hiding…”
• “ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”
• “ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”
• “ are you sure we will — ? ”
• “ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”
• “ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”
• “ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”
• “ is this a joke to you?”
• “ i deleted all our texts. ”
• “ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”
• “ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”
• “ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”

• “ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”
• “ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”
• “ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”
• “ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”
• “ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”
• “ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”
• “ is this a joke to you — ?!”
• “ stop that — we’re in public. ”
• “ no, not until we get home. ”
• “ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”
• “ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”

• “ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”
• “ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”
• “ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”
• “ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”
• “ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”
• “ i missed your scent…”
• “ it feels so good — being close to again… ”
• “ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”
• “ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”
• “ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”
• “ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”

• “ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”
• “ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”
• “ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”
• “ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”
• “ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”
• “ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”
• “ i long for the day i get to hug you in the open ”

• ❛ It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. ❜
• ❛ We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. ❜
• ❛ Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. ❜
• ❛ If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see? ❜
• ❛ Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle. ❜
• ❛ I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ ❜
• ❛ Curiouser and curiouser! ❜
• ❛ One of the deep secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others. ❜
• ❛ Why is a raven like a writing-desk? ❜
• ❛ If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does. ❜
• ❛ No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. ❜
• ❛ Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality. ❜
• ❛ Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it. ❜
• ❛ I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see? ❜
• ❛ My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that. ❜
• ❛ Off with their heads! ❜
• ❛ Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense. ❜
• ❛ No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise. ❜
• ❛ It would be so nice if something made sense for a change. ❜
• ❛ It’s always tea-time. ❜
• ❛ I don’t know the meaning of half those long words, and I don’t believe you do either! ❜
• ❛ Look after the senses and the sounds will look after themselves. ❜
• ❛ Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court. ❜
• ❛ You’re thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk. ❜
• ❛ Birds of a feather flock together. ❜

post - trauma sentence starters  blood, death mention.

• “don’t do that. don’t shut me out.” 
• “you’ve been crying. i can tell.”
• “we need to change those bandages and get some food in you.”
• “you want me to rub your back ’til you fall asleep?”
• “that was a brave thing you did today.” 
• “shh, that’s okay, get everything out.”   
• “there’s something on your shirt. you – that’s blood!”
• “need some space?”
• “you should lay down.”
• “there’s nothing wrong with asking for help.” 
• “shh, shh. you were having a nightmare.”
• “we can talk through the door.” 
• “let’s clean you up and get you to bed, okay?”
• “you almost died.” 
• “i brought you a blanket.”
• “you’re home. you’re safe.” 
• “i’m worried about you.”
• “is everything okay?”
• “tell me how to make it better.”
• “it’s been a tough few days. how are you holding up?”
• “you have to stay awake. come on, give my hand a squeeze.” 
• “you’re in the hospital.” 
• “think you can make it to the bathroom?”
• “no, no. don’t close your eyes.”

PART TWO || feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw!

• How much do you commit yourself?
• It’s my life; don’t you forget
• She’s loving with that body, I just know it
• You know I wish that I had _____’s girl
• Wonderin’ what she don’t see in me
• Ain’t that the way love’s supposed to be?
• I promise that I’ll run away with you.
• I’m still trying to write that love song
• She says love is not what she’s after
• If you’re ready, I’m willing and able
• You’re mine and I’m yours for the taking
• What you get ain’t always what you need
• Well I think much more than I want to think
• I drink much more than I ought to drink
• If I ran away I’d never have the strength to go very far
• You show me love but maybe I don’t deserve it
• Making love to you might drive me crazy
• Hold me close never let me go
• Look out, boy, she’ll chew you up!
• I still couldn’t make it on time
• I wanna feel you breathing on my skin
• Seems I’m not alone in being alone
• I just wept, I couldn’t understand
• You’re so fine you blow my mind
• It’s hard to tell what you’re going through
• You’ve kept your feelings locked inside of you
• What you’re feeling, I’m feeling too
• I ain’t missing you at all
• Never gonna give you up
• Never gonna let you down
• Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you
• I don’t want to be a page in your diary
• Ain’t lookin’ for nothin’ but a good time
• Let ‘em say we’re crazy, what do they know
• Put your arms around me, baby, don’t ever let go
• Baby we can make it if we’re heart to heart
• ‘Cuz we are in love, in love, in love.
• All we need is just a little patience
• You know I don’t like being stuck in the crowd
• I talk to him every day
• I got nothing better to do
• Why do you think I’m broke? Huh?
• She’s got cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin
• Well I know where it is, but I don’t know what it looks like
• All you have to is fall in love
• Let me get what I want this time
• I want to kiss you but your lips are venom
• I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
• That’s the Power of Love.
• I want to make a million dollars
• Yeah, I guess I want a family
• I’m sorry, but I’m just thinking of the right words to say
• But if you wait around awhile, I’ll make you fall for me
• I promise you I will
• It’s such a shame our friendship had to end
• I’ll have a whiskey on the rocks
• She hates her life and what she’s done with it
• How could I do anything except be in love with you?
• No one heard a single word she said
• I want you here with me
• I said leave me alone
• You can dance if you want to
• You can leave your friends behind
• I’ll never find another girl like you
• These are the things I can do without
• When push comes to shove, you gotta fight for what you love
• Let’s get away just for one day
• Those were the best days of my life
• She’s got eyes of the bluest skies
• I’d hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
• Just the thought of losing you tears me apart
• I just might die with a smile on my face after all
• If you fall I will catch you; I’ll be waiting
• Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart
• I want to reach out and pull you to me
• Wish I knew what you were looking for.
• There’s no way that you’re ever gonna get far
• I play for keeps, ‘cause I might not make it back
• I’m pretending and that’s all I can do
• The love I’m sending ain’t making it through to your heart
• Tell me all the things that I want to hear
• That’s what I like about you
• You’re the reason the sun shines down and the nights they don’t grow cold
• You promise me heaven then put me through hell
• I played my part and you played your game
• You give love a bad name
• Life is just a party, and parties weren’t meant to last

• “You’re amazing—you know that?”
• “May I kiss you, please?”
• “Would you like to go out for dinner soon?”
• “Will you marry me?”
• “Stay the night—please?”
• “We’re gonna be parents!”
• “You look—stunning in that dress/suit.”
• “You have really pretty eyes.”
• “You have a nice smile—you should do it more often.”
• “It’s chilly. Here, borrow my coat.”
• “I’ll always be here for you. You know that, right?”
• “You’re it. You’re the one. I don’t want anyone else. Ever.”
• “Shh—come back to bed.”
• “I’ll do the dishes. You relax tonight.”
• “Come on, I drew you a bath. Go relax. I’ll handle dinner.”
• “You look beautiful tonight.”
• “Whoa—you, uh—wow—that’s—that really suits you.”
• “You can kiss me if you’d like. You don’t have to ask.”
• “Come lie down. You look exhausted.”
• “Need a neck-rub? You look tense.”
• “Are you okay? Anything I can do to help?”
• “What do you say we take a vacation. Just the two of us.”
• “What do you think of (insert place) for our honeymoon?”
• “What would you think—if I said I wanted to try for a baby?”
• “Dance with me?”
• “I want you to meet my family.”
• “I think—we should move-in together.”
• “I’m sorry it took me so long—but I’ve fallen in love with you.”
• “You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”
• “How am I supposed to get any work done when you look like that?”
• “As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.”
• “It’s alright—I’ve got you—you’re safe now.”
• “Don’t cry. It’s gonna be alright.”
• “Please be careful. I need you to come home safely.”
• “Kiss me and I’ll forgive you.”
• “I’m not going anywhere.”

“Basically she’s like a spoiled child. She has absolutely no compassion for anybody, and is totally oblivious to anybody else’s feelings apart from her own. She basically has no heart, even though she’s the Queen of Hearts.” — Helena Bonham Carter

1. Your muse is emotionally compromised and breaking down.
2. My muse is emotionally compromised and breaking down.
3. Your muse is smashed drunk and incoherent.
4. My muse is completely drunk and incoherent.
5. Your muse is tied up (how and why is up to the mun)
6. My muse is all tied up (how and why is up to the mun)
7. Your muse is surrounded by thugs up to no good and mine happens to pass by.
8. My muse is surrounded by thugs up to no good and yours happens upon this.
9. Your muse is having a vivid nightmare and is shouting out brokenly.
10. My muse is having a vivid nightmare and is crying out in their sleep.
11. Your muse is being kept hostage and mine has just rescued them.
12. My muse is kidnapped and yours has just rescued them.
13. Your muse has been beaten badly and is in bad shape, mine happens to find them.
14. My muse is been beaten badly and is in bad shape, yours finds mine in this state.
15. Your muse falls very ill and continues activities even if they seem on the verge of passing out.
16. My muse is sick and continues daily routine even though they seem on the verge of passing out.
17. Your muse is in a frightened or nervous state (why is up to the mun)
18. My muse is in a frightened or nervous state (why is up to the mun)
19. Your muse is temporarily blind.
20. My muse is temporarily blind.
21. Your muse has suddenly sprained an ankle and can’t walk.
22. My muse has suddenly sprained an ankle and can’t walk.
23. Your muse has blackmail over mine.
24. My muse has blackmail over yours.
25. Mun chooses.

meme designed to shake up ships in some form or another. whether that be angst or fluff. send in ‘ 🏩 ‘ for a random situation. ( randomizer )

1. my muse confesses their feelings to yours
2. your muse confesses their feelings to mine
3. your muse kisses my muse for the first time
4. my muse kisses your muse for the first time
5. our muses go out on their first date
6. our muses are on a date that ends up going sour
7. our muses have their first argument ( mun decides the reason )
8. our muses have an argument ( mun decides the reason )
9. your muse saw mine kiss another person
10. my muse saw yours kiss another person
11. your muse catches mine having sex with another person
12. my muse catches yours having sex with another person
13. my muse proposes to yours
14. your muse proposes to mines
15. our muses elope
16. our muses go through a pregnancy scare
17. our muses agree to be friends with benefits
18. my muse breaks up with yours
19. your muse breaks up with mines
20. your muse learns about my muse’s dirty little secret
21. our muses runaway together
22. your muse finds a ‘ suspicious text ‘ on my muse’s phone
23. my muse finds a ‘ suspicious text ‘ on your muse’s phone
24. mun’s choice

• “it’s cute how i used to think this ‘barely-holding-it-together’ feeling was temporary.”
• “oh, god. i just realized i’m stuck with me my whole life.”
• “yes, of course i got your text—i’m just ignoring it. don’t make it weird.”
• “sometimes i think ‘i need to think before i speak’ & then other times I think ‘i shouldn’t leave the house or interact with people ever.’”
• “i woke up just before winning the argument in my dream. fuck this day.”
• “serious question: how much are wedding cakes? and how weird would it be if i wanted to buy one just to eat? by myself?”
• “for someone with such an intense need to be liked you’d think i would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.”
• “you guys should kiss, though.”
• “i think i could break him.”
• “i like my men like i like my coffee. silent.”
• “god, finally.”
• “i’m gonna throw on some sweats & call this day a win.”
• “i’m so humble it’s crazy. i’m like the kanye west of humility.”
• “i feel like being a lawyer would be super easy.”
• “i suspect that low-carb diets work not because they are healthier, but because without carbs i simply lose the will to eat.”
• “sorry, i couldn’t hear you.”