Extrovert Mbti Bingo *not mine

yea babey

yay I overstated my personality so it could fit the bill kinda

Raising the Bar, One Player at a Time

Remember. If you’re a jerk, people won’t want to play against you. And if you have nobody to play against, Magic isn’t very fun. True, it’ll probably never get to the point where everyone knows your MTGO name, your LGS, etc, but why let it even start down that road at all?

You might not be able to please everyone, but you don’t (typically) need to be a jerk to anyone. Magic is a community. Don’t make your part of it toxic.

also, in MTG you get to express yourself in your playstyle, like I’m an Izzet guy and thus I play cards like a mad scientist like “oh shit that wasn’t supposed to do that but hey it worked” and it makes me really happy

ever gone out at night w a bunch of sx dom 7/fixers

it’s called the night you die

it’s called my every weekend

i hear treating her to a chinese food buffet helps

breaking news im not complete piece of shit

@glitter-nemesis @galacticlust @virieu i tag yall

gay

This makes you 2.11% Darker than the average person.

How did I get 27% Sadism and 47% Spitefulness? I answered no to all the questions relating to them.

i hate that it’s “entitlement” when you think you deserve more than you have

i mean we all deserve more than we have

we all deserve to be the best and not have to work all the time so a degenerate elite can just fuck around

Giving money away

Hey everyone, I’m giving a thousand away again, I’ll pick a random reblog, i really don’t want this money, it doesn’t make me happy and I’m hoping it’ll make someone else happy

Share the love and I’ll share my money

I have 5 cats and 2 dogs pls 

“This party is terrible,” I say. “They haven’t even played Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture.” 

Everyone agrees. We leave. The host cries.

Raymond (or possibly Kevin) Holt ghostwrote this

guys it has cannons listed as an instrument in the sheet music

LITTERALLY ANY CHARACTER IN THE SHOW WOULD LOVE THIS

Brooke ain’t wrong.

i thought the guys on the right were her idiot sons

CROWCORE

you must be

Is that what you mean by goblincore ?

Only one Man can win!

Train, fight and win!

WarriorMale

i don’t know, is Agon fundamentally individualistic ?

btw, you should read Huizinga’s Homo Ludens if you haven’t, because I think you’d like it, it’s about competing

Now You Know (Source)

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

thank you friend

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

FACT:

This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.

You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed

You all needed to know this. 

holy shit

That went from cool to horrifying is 0.05 seconds

have you never fucking seen Evangelion

is that Degas ?

Italian (or Italian style) switchblades, aka stiletto knives

i’m very partial to bowie knives, but these are probably second best

#tag yourself I’m reliable plodder

A Blitz of Artificers

A Horde of Barbarians

An Ostentation of Bards

A Blessing of Clerics

A Flitter of Druids

A Scuffle of Fighters

A Measure of Monks

A Shock of Mystics

A Parade of Paladins

A Range of Rangers

A Murder of Rogues

A Flight of Sorcerers

An Omen of Warlocks

A Womble of Wizards

A stalk of bloodhunters ?