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𝙐𝙎 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 (2024)

everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

y'know how in some areas like south asia, the caribbean, and so on, feral dogs are a serious pest issue, and some people kill them, eat them, etc? and yknow how that fact absolutely horrifies people in countries like the US? i wonder how many of those dog defenders fucking hate pigeons.

also makes me think of the time someone bought a pig that was being sold as a pet, killed it, and ate it and i remember a bunch of redditors thinking that was the funniest shit, meanwhile i'm still hearing talk about how "chinese people eat dogs" like its fucking horrifying.

the dog is a sacred animal in USian Culture; it is considered a great taboo to kill one, let alone to eat it. many cities and towns in america section of portions of land, called "dog parks", for dogs to hunt, fight, and even play. despite this, the american often takes this sacred animal everywhere he goes; if one spends a few minutes in any city, he will see dogs of all shapes and colors walking on expensive, personalized leashes. some people will even bring their dogs into stores and restaurants, despite the hygeine issues these animals provide. so next time you see your local canine, remember that in the United States of America, he'd be treated like royalty!

the dog is so revered in usamerica that they named they staple food, their main source of nutrition, their most important nourishment after it, one might even perceive some sort of psychosexual veneration in this treatment, since this ubiquitous dish is prefaced by the word "hot", an epithet usamericans constantly use to refer to individuals they find sexually attractive

The Usonians have even named their mating rituals in honor of the dog, referring to intercourse without protection or lubrication as "rawdogging." The "raw" implies that the act of unprotected sex is like an uncooked canine. Furthermore, if a Usonian citizen is held in high regard, it is said that they "got that dog in them." The leading theory is that the dog is revered as a fertility deity of some kind. This theory is further supported by the term "get knotted," which

Consider, too, the American tradition of updog;

Not a usonian scholar, what's updog?

nothing much whats up with you

Oxalá!!

taylor swift is neither tortured nor is she any kind of poet lol

ohh i get it now, she's the one torturing poets

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[image ID: a screenshot of a douyin video with a picture of young Jensen Ackles. Top text over the picture reads “Jensen Ackles 世界上第一个omega”. Translated from Chinese this means “Jensen Ackles, the world’s first omega”. Bottom text reads “第一个omega的颜值嘛”, which translates to “the visuals of the first omega”. The screenshot indicates that the douyin video has 539,000 likes. /End ID]

girl he what

every single word of this is absolutely insane but im still stuck on “his uncle ambrose finnegan”

World's FIRST tankie blocklist!

Orwell's snitch list to MI5 and the IRD

i love those "pyongyang streets filmed from the bus" types of videos ❤️

fuck yeah

this is so crazy to me because this was just a sympathybait way of saying hey im a non arab non muslim person who lived in israel comfortably and got to eat mcburger there and if they take away mcburger from a place thats committing genocide thatll make the privileged people comfortably living in genocide nation who like to eat mcburger slightly inconvenienced because they dont get to have their mcburger anymore. even though there will still be any OTHER fast food places, every other place they could eat very well at and all their other privileges while the people theyre committing genocide against have had to risk dying to get fucking animal pellets for people to eat