good lord there's penice
"Named for it's [sic] resemblance to a piece of male anatomy" they weren't kidding. those peppers really can peanus.
Official Pepper Penice Post
Well, according to Wikipedia, they can get extremely penish...though they're also apparently kind of rare? I'd have bought it for a laugh or three but I'm not a big hot pepper person so it seemed like a waste.
how cute they’re like half-circumcised! 😍
can i get a yippee for leg hair
Kabru trying his usual approach to undermining people against Laios is so funny. It’s like he’s a grandmaster at chess, poker, and everything else that requires mind-games coming up to a guy, fully expecting to beat him at any game under any circumstances, only to realize he didn’t prepare for the one thing he’d actually be faced with, which is a hotdog eating contest against a guy whose friends call him “the vacuum cleaner”.
struggling to comprehend the scale of the mistake I almost just made
the 5 love languages are:
- Sharing a blunt
- All forms of cooking
- Being incredibly stupid on purpose
- Collaborative hating
- Ignoring things
okay, tumblr. let's try this again.
> safewords are 100% necessary in any BDSM activity.
> "no", "stop", and other plain language *are technically* safewords.
> everyone involved in a BDSM activity can use a safeword, not just the s-type or bottom.
> safewords must be negotiated in advance before play in order to ensure everyone is on the same page with what is and is not a safeword for that BDSM activity.
> even the most extreme of 24/7 TPE M/s free use CNC dynamics still have and use safewords.
> if someone tells you they "don't believe in safewords", or "safewords are for beginners only" (or the inverse, which i've personally experienced in conversation, "safewords are for advanced play only"), or "you can negotiate ignoring a safeword", run away.
one minute you're at work experiencing stress levels that would kill a full grown horse and the next you're psychologically cold-cocked by someone in your tumblr DMs mistaking you for their 55-year old milf ex-girlfriend named joan and calling you a bitch but promising that he's good for you because he fixed up the plumbing on the house and installed cabinets in the kitchen
y'all he's doubling down
something that really stands out to me about dungeon meshi is that its not like its got these really complex and profound themes coyly tucked away behind a bunch of goofy food/cooking motifs. the goofy food/cooking motifs ARE the complex and profound themes, and the real "oh" moment that notoriously hits everyone like a freight train when theyre reading/watching it isnt the realization that theres story here, but the realization that there was story all along. like. dungeon meshi is about food but its also about hunger. its about ecosystems but its also about community. its about the natural cycle of life/death but its also about legacy. its also about izutsumi
i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs
TWO??? Having a private jet at all is bad enough on its own but why the fuck does she need two of them???
why are lemons separate from food op?
everyone knows lemons arent food
lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.
Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.
Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:
…I really don’t know what I was expecting.
What the fuck did i just watch.
It- it’s not a Rick roll
Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.
Tumblr gifmakers are better than $1mil worth of marketing. I’ll see endless ads for a show and be like meh but I’ll see one good gifset and suddenly I’m on s2 ep10 finding blorbo from my gifs
Couldn’t resist, as soon as I saw the suit I had to draw the pookie 🥺🌟
SPOT THE WHITE ELF!!!!!!! [ORIGINAL]
one of the worst irl debuffs is "something in the kitchen smells weird but you cant find it". you have to just do the rituals and hope for the best (taking out the trash, boiling water down the sink, look for lost potatoes etc)
girl what the fuck is happening to Drew Carey ?
Having the time of his life, clearly
