its not a sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel really sad around 8pm

blocking

Moon You💕

Two absolute wives of mine

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

Cute Matsuhana commision for @cheesyshenanigans  ❤  ❤

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

A++ addition

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

I LOVE THIS

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

…perfect

Who left a mob of shigeos in a box

sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding 

“We are gathered here today”

suzuki boy

I’ll just leave this here

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Filipino Pixar characters!

FILIPINO PIXAR CHARACTERS!

[banging on kalderos and kawalis]

Pixar short film “Float” written and directed by Fil-Am Bobby Rubio is going to have Filipino lead characters!

Salamat Kuya Bobby!

I don’t think y'all non-filipinos understand how big this is. I can name on one hand how many filipino characters I know in western media and only one of those is animated and targeted towards kids (god bless steven universe). So for a major company to do something like this is amazing. Last time I was this excited was when that family was talking in tagalog for that spaghetti commercial. Anyways my filipino ass is so excited my mom is gonna freak out when she sees this god bless we are finally getting the representation we deserve.