“It says thanks for somehow extorting this invitation to the biggest black-tie charity event of the year from your impressed, and grateful boyfriend. Now, will you go with him and stop playing dumb?”

He said boyfriend…

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how to draw arms ? ? 

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

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I NEARLY CHOKED

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finally. i can be accurate

This is too fucking great to not reblog

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

LMAOOOOOO

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.

This is a perfect public service announcement (with fun sillies included).

End of Summer Sterek Fic Rec! (51 fics)

Deaged:

High School/College:

One Of AUs:

Pack:

Post-Season AUs:

PWP:

Secret Werewolves:

Werewolves Are Known:

Werewolf Tropes:

Note: Most of this I had written down in a drafted post, but a lot I went to get from my browser history and given that I had to reboot chrome at some point in the summer I’m sure a lot of fics I read were lost and I’m really sorry I can’t rec those.

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Addendum: This is also a really good reason to support trust-busting. A lot of this obnoxious behavior is only possible because corporations wield monopoly power.

another addendum: most modern (4K UHD) blurays use a form of online DRM that requires the player software to access a server to get title specific decryption keys. you don't really own a film on one of those disks any more than you do on streaming, the only way to truly preserve it is to rip off the disks or from streaming, not even the physical media you can "buy" can necessarily be preserved anymore.

PIRACY ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE MEDIA PRESERVATION

people who can't pass credit checks still need housing. people who don't have credit at all still need housing. people who can't pass criminal background checks still need housing. people who have been evicted before still need housing. people with past unpaid rent still need housing. people who can't take out loans still need housing. people who can't pay off their mountains of debt still need housing. people who don't or can't work still deserve housing. housing is not an "investment". housing is not the act of "borrowing" property from someone else.

housing is necessary for human survival, no matter how poor, disabled, addicted, insane, or bad with money someone is. every single person on this planet requires housing. everyone. money does not belong in the affairs of housing. housing does not wait for money to come. housing is a human right, that EVERY human deserves, regardless of how much money they make, if any.

Iyokisica

“Our people suffer from something. An elderly woman a full blood Dakota from where I’m from in Crow Creek, I was with her one time, and boy, a lot of bad things were going on. A lot of bad things. And I’d asked why does this aways happen to us? Why do we do these things to each other? Why does it is always happen? And she didn’t say anything. She was driving a car, for awhile. I looked over and she was crying. And she said in our language, ‘Iyokisica’. A deep embedded genetic depression. See our people at one time, the Dakota people, or all Native Americans, had a very strong connection with the Creator. A very strong connection with Mother Earth. A very strong connection with nature, the forces of nature, all living things on this planet. All this was taken from us like ‘that’. And we lost that connection with everything we had. That’s where this depression comes from. A lot of our people are severely depressed, and they don’t even know it.” Dakota 38+2 - Documentary

Iyokisica

“Our people suffer from something. An elderly woman a full blood Dakota from where I’m from in Crow Creek, I was with her one time, and boy, a lot of bad things were going on. A lot of bad things. And I’d asked why does this aways happen to us? Why do we do these things to each other? Why does it is always happen? And she didn’t say anything. She was driving a car, for awhile. I looked over and she was crying. And she said in our language, ‘Iyokisica’. A deep embedded genetic depression. See our people at one time, the Dakota people, or all Native Americans, had a very strong connection with the Creator. A very strong connection with Mother Earth. A very strong connection with nature, the forces of nature, all living things on this planet. All this was taken from us like ‘that’. And we lost that connection with everything we had. That’s where this depression comes from. A lot of our people are severely depressed, and they don’t even know it.” Dakota 38+2 - Documentary

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