Kristy Jean

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere I want it more than I can tell

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

he does exist!

they do exist

oohh….*faints*

santa?

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

WHAT

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

from 1993. thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years. 

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

Kids Explaining Christmas & Who is Santa?!

sweatshirt dom

During the first season or two of Roseanne, Roseanne Barr was treated horribly by the producers, who wanted to get rid of her, even though she was the creative genius behind the show, which was based entirely on characters she had developed. She went with “success is the best revenge,” working extra hard to make sure the show hit the #1 spot, knowing at that point she could seize creative control. She hung out with the crew and supportive castmembers (including John Goodman, who flat refused to do the show without her), and put a list on her door. That list had the name of every single person who worked on the show. When they pissed her off, she’d cross off their name in red. Everyone in red was to be fired the second she was in charge. She took this policy from Machiavelli, and she made good on it. Her first move was to fire everyone who had tried to shut her down. She also promoted a number of women writers and fired a number of men writers for being sexist. So, this shirt is no lie.

Simon Roberts - Pierdom  

this is where harry died

EVERYONE GO VOTE! DO IT FOR HIM

Darling, forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things.

THIS GOES SO PERFECTLY I’M SCREAMING

In a Heartbeat (2017) by Beth David and Esteban Bravo

Corden | Meyers | Kimmel | Colbert | Conan

i can’t believe lebron james is president now

Damn Bron bron

i love Legally Blonde so much. all of the women are so supportive of each other im??

and that’s only in the first 18 minutes of the movie

Legally Blonde is a “girl power” movie with killer inspirational and positive attitude disguised as a stereotypical blonde movie.

@taylorswift

Swifties

Nick + Letting Jess Be Herself

my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking