100% That Bitch

I dont think we give dogs enough credit for how brave they are for going face-first down the stairs

Never thought about this salute to the troops

thinking about the time i was struggling to open my water bottle in class, and a girl that i had spoken to maybe 3 times came up to me and went

"let me help you baby"

and then proceeded to struggle to open the bottle

i wouldve fallen in love right then & there ngl

when they make little robots imitating an animal to film them discretly they always look very goofy and I like to think the animals go "oh wow you're kind of a fucked up guy huh. well we can hang out it's fine."

Honestly next time someone's like "wow I can't even draw a stick man 🥺🥺" I'm just gonna be like man that sucks. I can though

insane how like. well idk. and of course. at the end of the day

can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

alright one sec

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it 

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

Holy shit

Hello @staff I would like to make a formal complaint that my tumblr ads are no longer funny and nonsensical, but annoyingly frequent and boring. I demand you bring back the frog with a knife. I want to pour vinegar on bread.

i love that you can gain a small following on this wwebsite just by being unrelentingly insane

but my animatic is at 50 frames now so maybe i won after all

literally tumblr is a bathroom and my mutuals are the drunk girls im talking to