Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

big and strong

Good morning to everyone except the person who had to remind me of this cursed image!

dont say the c-word, f-word, or a-word around me tbh

college, furry, anime

“and what you gonna do about it??”

he cute

i wonder what places i have already visited for the last time

Holy shit

Oh fuck

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

every follower give me 1 dollar

can’t wait to be $6 richer

every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.

Dog heaven and squirrel hell are the same place.

my brother made this horrific faceswap his fb profile pic and my grandma commented and i’m cryin