Hey not to derail this post or anything but how the fuck did you post that in the future

It’s simple; this website fucking sucks.

Scary creatures being kind is my favorite thing

Ah yes, the Aborvid (abortion corvid)

Omg I am laying here in bed thinking about getting up and having some cheese lol

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

What order do you take pills in?

So today I learned that not everybody throws back the whole handful at once and slams their water like they're doing shots

the best britticism is "taking the piss" 100%. no word for this in the president's english

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

well. did it bored 👍

DO IT SCARED. DO IT BAD. DO IT BORED. DO IT HALFWAY. DO IT WRONG. DO IT EMBARRASSED. DO IT UGLY. DO IT LATE. DO IT DIFFERENT. but by god do it <3!!

priest: do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife

me: i scooby dooby do

priest:

wedding guests:

my wife:

me: babe. please. say something.

I just learned yesterday that Pikachu, my favorite Pokemon, was originally designed not by Ken Sugimori (he only finalized the design), but by a female graphic designer named Atsuko Nishida. 

Also after googling her, I found out that she’s also designed Sylveon–another favorite PKMN of mine. She’s also illustrated some very pretty Pokemon cards!!

Thank you Ms. Nishida! :-) May you get more credit and love for your contribution to the Pokemon franchise.

as a camera shy person myself, knowing she hides behind plushies is just amazing

Her and Yoko Taro are legends at hiding from cameras. xD 

Here’s some other Pokemon she’s designed, for anyone curious:

source: x

and not to derail this post into anything overtly political, but: If it weren’t for a woman in the gaming industry, we wouldn’t have freakin’ Charizard. I feel like that’s something more people should know about!