Achilles and Patroclus were definitely sweet with each other but Enkidu and Gilgamesh seem like they had insufferable top vs top competitive bro sex aaaand post

fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color

"even the top gets pregnant" cryptic new statetement from the World Health Organisation

this is how you know a movie is crazy

"Being bi means all the attraction you feel is gay" NOT ME. All my attraction is not only hetero, it's hetero in the most off-putting way possible. I like men in the fetishistic yaoi fangirl way and I like women in the creepy mouth-breathing guy in your workplace way

My attraction is pretty much characterized as like, that one person who decorates their workspace with printouts of various BNHA characters. Just blasting massively unpleasant vibes in every direction, setting off people's sexual Geiger counters to "Oh, Eugh" levels

I'm like a chaser if chasers were also into cis people. I'm like a Type O universal chaser. I'm fetishizing mundane features you've never even heard of. Salivating and not quite blinking enough as I tell you you have exquisite elbows

my favorite tweet in the world

can i doordash you a hamburger, goddess

ace on the mind lately

me and the girlies discussing motifs and themes

What does hate fuck mean ?

when hate someone so much you fuck them

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

metal_magazine covers

(frog chaser)

i don’t think either of these guys has been to med school

I put “no hookups, no communists” in my Tinder profile. I haven’t been getting any matches so there must either be a bunch of sluts around me of a bunch of godless reds.

this is literally the funniest post on here

alligators in the pond at Disney resorts