“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

oh, and:

all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

The X-Men are really gay.

@noyas-queen

So, so gay. I should write more gay.

Lets

“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“

Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

Holy shit

The brilliant thing about this isn’t just the CGI, it’s the clever little touches of humor– mussing the boy’s hair, saving the goldfish, drinking the soda can, the moonwalk, lining up the dart with the dartboard. I notice new details every time I see this clip. You can watch this scene with zero context and still fully enjoy it. You don’t need to know who he is or who he’s saving or why. There’s a guy who runs real fast and he’s saving people from an explosion, and he’s having a blast with it, and that’s all you need to know. It’s entertaining and fully comprehensible even if you know nothing about the movie. That’s damn good filmmaking.

There’s that, and there’s also the fact that his mind is at least as fast as his body. He knows exactly how much time he has at his current rate of speed to make sure no one gets even a little hurt by the explosion that’s going to hit them with the same force as it normally would no matter how fast he personally is going and how slow other things look by comparison. He’ll take people one at a time if he can, two at a time if he has to, and those he doesn’t have time to get fully out of the building before the explosion hits someone else, he … figures something out (mattress, curtains, pond).

Everyone focuses on the speed of speedsters. No one ever thinks how smart they have to be to actually act at that speed without hurting someone.

I was thinking about this last night, where someone noted that what makes an experienced speedster dangerous isn’t just their speed, but the reaction and processing time required to use that speed effectively. Someone who moves that fast is dangerous, someone who can react instantaneously and is effectively impossible to surprise is terrifying.

Marvel had my mans die by gunshot

Meanwhile the guy saving people from an explosion is having a blast

this is what harnessed adhd looks like

Guys! Peter love!

If I were a cliche fanfiction, what type would I be? (i.e friends to lovers, coffee shop au, only one bed, etc)

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

This always gets a reblog.

Coño don limpio

mr clean off the shits

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

sent you where

To Walmart

really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????

He’s just hanging out 😂

there we go

here we are

oh

This will make sense I promise.

lemme just

give it a sec

::wheeze::

IDIFUDIFUSIFFOIF

I had to do a book report on a book of our choice back in high school from anything in the school library and present it too the class.  Johnathan Swift is actually a not-so-distant relative of mine and funny as hell in an extremely dark way so naturally I did A Modest Proposal.  My english teacher at the time was very fond of me, but there were limits to the Pissy Teenage Bullshit he’d tolerate even from me, so I waited until he was out of town and our math teacher was substituting for him to submit my book report proposal.

Fig. 1: A re-creation of the opening powerpoint slide that got me called a “MOTHERFUCKER” by an adult for the first time in my life, an accomplishment that still fills me with pride and glee.