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SINISTER
✟ one | sinister ✟
The death of Sam Kiszka wrecked your entire world. It shook you to the core and left you to reimagine every aspect of your life, attempting to fill the vacancy that Sam had left behind in this world. With the help of your next-door neighbor turned best friend, Danny, everything seemed to be just fine.
word count ➵ 5.2k
pairing ➵ demon!sam x f!reader
18+ content ➵ cursing, mentions of an abusive relationship (very brief), mentions of death, funerals.
author’s note ➵ this fic in its entirety will feature heavy content, so please read the warnings before continuing. it’s not as dark right now, but it will eventually get dark and disturbing. please, be careful and welcome to the first chapter in the sinister series… have a fun stay ;) and remember folks, this is only the beginning.
THIS FIC HAS NO CONNECTION TO ANY OF ALANA’S SERIES - THIS IS AN ENTIRELY SEPARATE WORK OF FICTION
beta’d by ➵ @dharma-divine @capturethechaos @basiccortez
unattainable | s. kiszka
title | unattainable
summary | you had always loved sam. there had never been a single part of you that hadn’t. and maybe, you loved him too much.
warnings | NSFW 18+ CONTENT
there are: major angst, mentions of blowjobs, sex, mentions of death (major character death) - no direct depictions, but there are depictions of injuries, funerals; nightmares, mentions of car accidents, alcohol consumption, toxic relationship, smoking cigarettes and weed.
word count | 9.1k+
author’s note | heeeeeere’s sammy’s! ugh, don’t murder me for this, okay? i did what was necessary !! pls, lmk what you think !! this was so fun, but so hard to write. anyways, i really hope you guys like this one :)) i love y’all so much
and as always, thank you to the most amazing editor i could have ever asked for, @screechesincoherently – i appreciate all that you do for me & my fics. i’m sorry i made you cry, you have my heart emmie <3
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down below | j. kiszka
title | down below
summary | jake loved being king of the underworld, the seclusion away from humanity and all things holy and pure. since the dawn of time, it had always been just him. however, while spying on humankind out of pure boredom, he happens to find himself afflicted with loneliness after his eyes land on a particular human
warnings | nsfw 18+ content
there are: kidnapping, mean!jake, tw: panic attacks, murder, choking (not in a sexy way), mentions of violence, some teasing (slightly not in a good way ?? it’ll make more sense when you read it), smut – unprotected sex, fingering, slight sub!jake.
word count | 8.8k+
author’s note | sorry this was late like josh’s was. i’m trying but school’s a pain and that’s gotta come first ! anywayyyyyssss i love all of you so, so much. thank you for putting up with me in this weird time of the year <3 i can’t wait til the summer when i can post more and focus on writing and making content for y’all. feel free to stop by my ask box and say hi ! i’d love to talk to ya :)
and ngl.. lowkey kinda hate how this one turned out aside from the smut butttttttttt oh whale
this is unedited ! (i’ll go back and edit it later)
what a dilemma