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no more shame, no more fear, no more dread

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ezorzea

ok a giraffe butโ€ฆ horse sized with a mario character extending from the ass

What?!!!

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I look cute right now my camera just doesnโ€™t understand

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irrational

sister: iโ€™m sad and iโ€™m on my period me: are you sure youโ€™re not ovary-acting sister: me: sister: me:

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sweet-bitsy

What if you went out on a date with a moth and he took you by the hand with one of his fuzzy little legs and he was like โ€œI want to take you to the most beautiful place I know, because you deserve nothing lessโ€ and when you get there itโ€™s literally just a lamp

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CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DONโ€™T KNOW WHAT YOUโ€™RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DONโ€™T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

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Things I Have Only Ever Heard In Marching Band

"shit. i forgot my pants."
"you need to tongue that harder."
"you're still off. pull out a little bit."
"you do a rimshot one more time and i sWEAR TO GOD..."
"if their flags ever rotate at the same time, it's definitely on accident."
"nah, we didn't get to battle them. ("why?") director thought it would end in a fist fight."
"eighteen people in this drumline, and not ONE of you assfaces remembered to grab the cymbals?! unbelievable."
"he says 'back to one' again, and i'm shoving those claves up his ass."
"i think the polish fumes got me high."
"twenty bucks says that stand dumps his music all over the floor."
"dude! don't tell him, but there's definitely a part in the field show where we form a giant dick for at least a second."
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