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30s, Aussie, and here for the MSR

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my fic master list

Scully/Reyes

angst

i’m quitting i swear it – standalone; PG; angst; extremely light Scully/Reyes (but contextually MSR, i guess); season 9; extremely mild allusions to depression/postpartum depression; Monica and Scully share a smoke break. 

smut

stop the car – standalone; NC-17; fluff and smut; Scully/Reyes; post-Improbable; Monica and Scully have a girl’s night. 

holding waterdrabble; nc-17; smut; scully/reyes; season 9; first-person Monica; Scully & Monica meet each other in the water.

fluff

bad ideas in bed – Drabble; R; fluff, smut; Scully x Reyes; Prompt: “It’s called a prank.”

el chupacabra lives – Drabble; PG; fluff; Scully x Reyes; Prompt: “Excuse me for falling in love with you!”

something bluedrabble; pg-13; fluff; scully x reyes; prompt:  monica liked scully the moment she met her, but scully was (finally) the one to make the first move

nestingdrabble; pg; fluff; scully x reyes; prompt: Scully drools on Reyes in her sleep.

MSR

angst

forty days before – Standalone; NC-17; MSR; Smut and Heavy Angst; Allusions to Possible Major Character Death; The Truth AU; Prompt response to “Prison Sex.” Scully visits Mulder after his sentencing.

the water’s wet – Drabble; PG; Angst; MSR; Set at the beginning of Season 3, after all of those terrible things happened to them; Prompt - “It’s just rain. You aren’t going to melt!”

unidentified flying fuck – Drabble; PG-13; Humor; Post-Dreamland 1; Scully’s POV during Dreamland. Prompt - “What a shocker, you have an excuse.”

florida blues – standalone; pg; angst-ish; season 6, post-Agua Mala; Mulder and Scully stay the night at Arthur Dales’ to let the storm pass.

how to dig your own grave – for @xfficchallenges dialogue only challenge; pg; MSR implied; angst; season 8 spoilers; Mulder runs some errands in Raleigh, North Carolina.

weather it out – drabble series; pg-13; MSR; Our pair fumble a few times before they get it right.

tank –  drabble; pg-13 (nsff- not safe for feels); heavy angst; msr; the truth AU; all the fish that have died under Scully’s care

on the way down – standalone; heavy angst; trigger warnings related to mental illness, including PTSD, mentions of self-harm and suicidal ideation, allusions to addiction & paranoid psychosis; pre-revival; She leaves and of course it’s not for the reason he expected.

into position – ch. 1, ch. 2rated r; angst/colonization; MSR, M/O, S/O; One Son AU; violence, sex, death (not of a major character); prompt – “You say you love me. So what? You wouldn’t be the first and you certainly won’t be the last.” Mulder returns to earth two years after boarding that ship with the Syndicate. 

delicatedrabble; pg-13; angst; msr ust; Scully is a vision in chantilly lace.

case open shutdrabble; pg; angst; post-Irresistible; first sentence prompt: “I guess I forgot to pack that.”

descenddrabble; pg; angst angst angst; post-Ascension; first sentence prompt: Things did not go according to plan.

out of towndrabble; pg; angst; post-Paper Clip; Mulder’s acid dreams after the ordeal.

displacement – drabble; pg; msr; on the run; snapshot of their life on the run.

bedmates drabble; pg; msr; s6; they’re both tired of shit detail. Prompt was bed sharing, no sex.

smut

sit you down make you stay – Standalone; NC-17; Smut, PWP; Season 10; prompt - Scully and Mulder movie night gets out of hand

the grunt work – Standalone; NC-17; Warning for rough sex, spanking, name-calling; Smut, PWP; Season of Secret Sex; Scully’s on a mission to kill Mulder’s ennui.

scully punches a higher-up – Drabble; NC-17; MSR; Smut & Fluff; Season of Secret Sex; Mulder and Scully get thrown in a military prison.

be-wedded outlaw – Drabble; NC-17; Fluff & Smut; post-Season 9, on the run; Prompt - “You’re an idiot. I married an idiot.”

love you but you’re green three parts; nc-17; romance, fluff and smut; post-The Truth; Mulder and Scully engage in a little roleplay that reminds them of simpler times. Complete.

the long game – standalone; nc-17; smut & fluff; season 7; it’s pretty much PWP between two agents who are stupidly in love and probably mistakenly believe they have all the time in the world to be together.

supplicant – standalone; NC-17; smut, smut, smut, smut; post-Milagro; This is uh. Dirty. Basically answers the question - what happened between Mulder and Scully that made them go from bitter and tense with each other to that ridiculously fluffy behavior David Duchovny forced us to simper through in The Unnatural? 

clutching your pearls – Standalone; season 2/season 3; NC-17; SMUT SMUT SMUT (femmeslash, voyeurism, exhibitionism); Mulder/Scully and Scully/Other; based off of this prompt - “One time Scully was getting eaten out by a beautiful young woman (who Mulder had flirted with before, but he hadn’t succeeded with seeing as she was a lesbian) in her hotel room, and Mulder happened to walk by the window, stopping and staring in intense surprise. Scully’s hands were caressing the young woman’s head, whilst her eyes were glued onto Mulder. Keeping her eyes trained on Mulder, she proceeded to have the most earth-shattering orgasm ever known to man or woman.”

space and time and absolute lunacy – Standalone; NC-17; SMUT and fluff; Warning for facesitting, mild dirty talk & (very mild) spanking; post-Folie a Deux w/ spoilers for Detour, Quagmire; Mulder gives Scully an office tower because he’s feeling grateful. Other stuff happens. The original prompt was: “Request for msr fluffy smut. Involves Mulder eating scully out, him calling her “baby” and/or “good girl”, and maybe spanking her. ;-)”

the semantic space – standalone; nc-17; smut and… angst? kind of?; msr; first person pov; post-Amor Fati; Could be seen as a sort of companion piece for my casefile fic in the face of all that’s known, where Mulder spends the entire fic obsessing over being in Scully’s head. You don’t have to read one to know the other. Since I refuse to let them have sex in that one. Prompts:@kateyes224 “Things you said I wouldn’t understand.” @anon “Scully sits on Mulder’s lap, making or with him, and he tells her to grind herself on his leg until she comes.”

bedtime story –  standalone; nc-17; SMUT; msr ust; cw for voyeurism/ Mulder watching without Scully’s knowledge; season one set after Darkness Falls; anon prompts – “I’m just not attracted to you like that” and “can you write Mulder walking in on Scully masturbating?

scully hates stakeouts – drabble; nc-17; smut/PWP/humor; MSR; spoilers for Hollywood A.D.; the prompt was literally “Mulder gets a blowjob?” and that’s all this is. There is no plot. There is no hope. It all goes under the cut because nothing about this is safe for work. There’s a slight voyeuristic element when Mulder gets a phone call, in case that squicks you out.

extension line – standalone; nc-17; msr; SMUT, seriously smut, angst, hurt/comfort; set-post Paper Clip pre-Piper Maru; prompt was “phone sex”. This is phone sex.

for sure maybe without a doubt – standalone; nc-17; smut and fluff; post-Millenium first time; Scully’s need for proof has Mulder scrambling to provide it. The prompt: “can you write something about M talking S through her orgasm in the early days of MSR?″

troubled waters drabble; nc-17; smut & angst; msr; missing scene-Agua Mala; Mulder tries to convince Scully to check out the water monsters with him, but it’s really not about the water monsters. Prompt – “Are you being completely honest right now?

closet case – drabble; nc-17; msr; smut; season two-esque; prompt - “I did not mean for that to happen.”

when it happens – drabble; rated r; smut; post-Babylon; When Scully returns to Mulder, it’s nothing like expected.  sedate drabble; rated r; smut; season of secret sex; prompt: Has Mulder ever fallen asleep with scully’s breast in his mouth? come to drabble; nc-17; smut; season of secret sex; Mulder apologizes to Scully for falling asleep on her in sedate.

fair playdrabble; nc17; smut; season of secret sex; Scully pegs Mulder. Because it’s canon.

gallows talk drabble; nc-17; smut; tw consensual breathplay; season of secret sex; Scully chokes Mulder, BECAUSE IT’S CANON.

love thinedrabble; nc-17; smut, angst; tw consensual breathplay; post-En Ami; Mulder chokes Scully. Because it was prompted.

snapping on the latexdrabble; nc-17; smut; post-Sygyzi; prompted for angry sex centering on the “snapping on the latex” comment.

the WOW! signal standalone; nc-17; post-Little Green Men; Warnings for drug use, hints of manic behavior, paranoia; MSR; Mulder suspects there’s something out there somewhere else. Stoned sex.

one bed drabble; nc-17; smut, fluff; missing scene-Rain King; prompt - first time Mulder made Scully come.

mr. fix-it – standalone; heavy nc-17; smut, pwp, CRACK; msr, season five esque; warning for ooc behavior; Scully has a fetish. Sequel to get your fix.

mulder looks down scully’s shirtdrabble; rated R; smut, fluff; msr; season of secret sex; prompt - office smut, mulder looks down scully’s shirt.

echoes in the garage drabble; pg-13; fluff, smut-ish; season of secret sex; prompt - Does Scully know she’s louder during sex? Does Mulder tease her about it sometimes?

in arcady drabble; rated r; fluff, smut; missing scene-Arcadia; prompt:  “I need an alternate ending for the Arcadia bedroom scene. I want Mulder’s reaction to Scully in her grandma pajamas and face mask make Scully go back into the bathroom, wash off that green gunk, come back out in her pink satin bra and underwear set, climb on the bed next to Mulder, and when Mulder’s jaw drops in stunned silence, Scully says “C'mon, Mulder. We’re married now.” “

top four sexual fantasies held by fox mulder in reference to dana scully. you won’t believe the hangups in number 2! – drabble; nc-17; humor, smut, angst; prompt: what does Mulder fantasize about? Weird smut.

all bets are gotten off – drabble; nc-17; smut; season of secret sex; Mulder goes down on Scully in the office.

disclaimer – drabble; nc-17; smut, CRACK; season of secret sex; Chris Carter cries, MSR lives.

lover it’s me – standalone; nc-17; smut; post-Amor Fati; prompt – phone sex before they’ve kissed. lead me in – drabble series; nc-17; smut; missing scene-The Rain King; prompt – does Scully ever wake up horny?

settling in – standalone; nc-17; smut; pre-IWTB; prompt: Mulder and Scully in the Unremarkable House.

fluff

get your fix - - Drabble; PG-13; Humor, UST; Season 5; A bad woman entices Mulder to do her bidding.

wrap around – Drabble; PG; Fluff; Set post-Three Little Words/pre-Empedocles; What changed between Mulder’s calm detachment in Three Little Worlds and his almost overbearing behavior in Empedocles? Prompt - Mulder takes care of pregnant Scully.

not another undercover marriage gig – Drabble; PG; Fluff; Season of Secret Sex (references Arcadia); “Am I your husband or your taxi service?

six times fox mulder threw dana scully right over his shoulder  – standalone; pg-13; fluff + angst; msr; through the years;  prompt - Mulder picks Scully up and gives her piggy back rides when she’s frustrated or anxious or upset.

are you wearing space pants because your ass is out of this world – standalone; fluff; pg-13 for language; season one, after the first Tooms case; UST; Mulder receives a V-Day card and is immediately suspicious. Trust no one.

reciprocity – drabble; MSR; PG; set maybe around Theef; just a short character study on Dana Scully, which of course means it’s a character study of Fox Mulder, too.

fight the past – drabble; pg; fluff-ish; set post-revival; Scully gets ready for the Women’s March in D.C. 

fight the present drabble; fluff; pg; set post-revival; sequel to fight the past; Mulder and Scully attend the Women’s March in D.C. Warning for a bit of political discussion, if you’re not into that.

the loneliest gunman – drabble; pg-13; Mulder/Scully & The Lone Gunmen; fluff, mild angst; season 7, pre-Millenium; prompt - “One drink and we go home, I swear.” 

friendly competition drabble; pg-13; msr; fluff, ust; season 3; Mulder & Scully engage in a push-up contest.

the rain peasants – standalone; pg-13; fluff; msr ust; missing scene/one bed for the rain king; Mulder and Scully discuss what it’d be like to control the weather.

let me tell you bout my best friend – drabble; pg-13; msr origins (i.e. friendship); FLUFF; set season two, pre-abduction; Scully stays up a little too late solving a case with Mulder.

planetary courting – drabble; pg; fluff; msr; pre-Deep Throat; Mulder and Scully hanging out after a case. 

you know how i feel about kennelsdrabble; pg; msr/friendship; humor/crack; pre-Quagmire; “you know how I feel about kennels” I wish we had seen this conversation.

fabric of time drabble; pg; msr; humor/crack/fluff; post-IWTB; Scully has to one-up Mulder.

pay no mind – drabble; pg; early MSR/friendship; fluff; Snapshot. They probably dealt with a few broken down cars over the years.

horror show drabble; pg; fluff; season of secret sex; first sentence prompt - “He would not let go of her hand.”  arm in arm – drabble; pg-13; fluff; post-revival; first sentence prompt: “It’s none of my business really, Mulder, God knows it’s not, but here’s a piece of advice for you: don’t fuck this up”

mint julep drabble; pg; fluff; post-Arcadia; first sentence prompt: Fox Mulder doesn’t know a lot about self care. if scully were that stoneddrabble; pg-13; fluff, crack; post-One Son; Scully smokes weed with the Gunmen. The Fed bursts in.

matron – drabble; pg; early msr ust; tw for graphic description of the death of a baby, mild discussion of incest; post-Home; Scully has some doubts.

big birddrabble series; pg; early msr, maybe season 2? post abduction; Our duo are on a journey to see a huge fucking bird.

steak dinnerdrabble; pg; season of secret sex; what do Mulder and Scully do on a date night? Season of secret sex.

wip

in the face of all that’s known pg-13 to R; MSR UST; angst/case-file; set immediately after Amor Fati; After years of being gaslit by the universe at large, Scully seeks to overcome an overwhelming despondency (and Mulder’s attempts to crawl into her brain) by solving the mystery of the Town That Didn’t Know Anything. Without Mulder.

Misc/Gen

fluff

skinner looks at scully – drabble; pg-13; one-sided scully/skinner; ust, humor; somewhere post-Avatar; Skinner doesn’t understand his life. stoicism as an art – Drabble; PG-13; MSR (eh bordering on friendship) with Dad Friend Skinner; Humor; Post-Avatar; Skinner invites Mulder and Scully out for drinks after they try to save his ass.

blunt talking – standalone; pg-13 for drug use; mentions of homophobia; Dana Scully & Melissa Scully; pre-series; Melissa Scully comes home from college with a plan: to get Dana high. 

walter skinner has big strong arms drabble; pg; probably season 3; prompt:  Write us the one time mulder fells asleep on skinner’s boobs?

home cooked meal – drabble; pg; missing scene for Home; sheriff/his wife; Nothing will hurt you. There’s nothing to be afraid of. Not in Home.

william in the big leaguesdrabble; pg; AU where M/S keep William; my William fic.

heritagedrabble; pg-13; my struggle II au; Mulder confronts CSM, and it goes a little differently.

doggett & skinner (the bro collection)

skinner and doggett AU where they become unwilling friendsdrabble; pg; season 8; hot dogs and stuff.

doggett and skinner have a drink drabble; pg; season 8; the duo just relate to each other. That’s all.

dogget and skinner bro angst drabble; pg; season 8; a conversation after the birth of William.

angst

six times gibson praise read mulder’s mind, 1 time he read gibson’s – standalone; NC-17; Angst & Fluff; MSR; Season 9 spoilers; warnings for suicide ideation; Life in New Mexico with Gibson and Mulder.

a woman shot dead in her apartment standalone; Diana Fowley, Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, Diana/Mulder (light); pg-13; angst; Amor Fati-missing scene; She knows what sliding that key card under Agent Scully’s door means for her. 

smut

le cœur noir – drabble; rated r; dana scully/diana fowley; missing scene-Amor Fati; Diana Fowley isn’t really dead, and Dana Scully isn’t really sure what she’s doing.

contact drabble; nc-17; fox mulder/senator matheson; missing scene-Little Green Men; Matheson’s office, before Puerto Rico.

Drunk Writing

apparently I get dark when I’m drunk not necessary illegible to – This is MSR and Mulder gets blown during ice. And Scully is kinky. One of your words was habit right? Warning for like dark sexy thoughts This is the FIC

the show needed more aliens –  it’s a drabble and i think it’s pg;; does scully ever use contractions, by the way? i took mine all out in case. i think she says “won’t” sometimes. i want to write something sad too i don’t know

NOTE:

I reblog this when I edit it and more than ten things have been added since I last updated. I haven’t updated this since “the WOW! signal” so…. sorry?

You don’t have to reblog! I just do it so people can see if they missed anything.

I got really shitty at tagging within the last few months so some of these are direct links to AO3, although I prefer to keep readers here on Tumblr. 

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I’m the epitome of a Tumblr lurker. I love to read the amazing fic posted daily on here, watch people’s awesome gifs, and read all the XF theories and thoughts everyone shares with each other as a fab fandom. I also like a bit of David and Gillian Fangirling, and when they are spotted together even more so. But the whole fandom needs to get it together at the moment. I admit I love a bit of Gillovny speculation, and have done since 1993, but whatever is going on here needs to stop. It’s below all of the XF , DD GA and Gillovny fandoms. We’re above this and that’s what makes us special.

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storybycorey

Reblog if you were born before 1985!

I’m just curious how many other “ancient” X-Files Tumblr-ino’s there are out there!

Here’s us on Tumblr:

Here’s us in real life:

Hey guys!  We’ve had so many members join the ‘over 30 X-Files’ club, but I’ve got to give out some awards here, to:

@ruthie759-1955, @valya221-1950, @disgruntledbeast -77 yrs old!, and @rotaryshakes -81 yrs old!

I’ve only been going off posts where I saw the comments, because I haven’t checked everyone’s tags, but HURRAY for the over 30 crowd!  WE ROCK!

And for those of you I mentioned above, here is your award:

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Moist in the anteroom. Orlando knows!

How have I missed this? HE KNOWS!

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perplexistan

OK, I know there are more questions, but I think I’ve done my best for tonight. Need sleep. Maybe more later?

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xfspeechie

Thank you! I'm in Aus and we won't see these till the 1st of Feb :(

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Gracias señor esqueleto. May the war be won with your help.

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staff

Dearest Mother,

We can try to fight, but in the end we are only so strong. We are only human. Thought we may have skeletons, we are not skeletons. I’ve decided to join forces with the skeleton war. I’m giving you the opportunity to do the same. If you see this image, please comment with “gracias señor esqueleto!” It is the only way.

Long live not living, Your loving son.

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