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Now that you're up, my love

@zsitzuka / zsitzuka.tumblr.com

Let me remind you Those dreams you have Before they all came true sophie/18/aquarius
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angelicguy

dude did you say big tiddy goth gf? thats so fucking funny. one sec i dropped my macbook pro covered in akira and supreme stickers that my grandpa paid for

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when u watch an episode of catfish and no one even got catfished and u just wasted 45 mins watching 2 corn tooth straight people from wisconsin fall in love

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My wedding day

*wife says long romantic speech*

me: i mean… u thick as shit so..

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popliteal

Today I learned that in Greek Mythology there were a group of gods who were commonly associated with Aphrodite and basically they were angels except gay and would put homoerotic thoughts into people’s heads and just cause chaos and trouble in their free time. They were called the Erotes and the most famous from the group is Himeros, son of Aphrodite, and God of Sexual Desire.

lay back… and feast as this audio guides you through new and exciting positions 

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Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

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He’s giving 2 billion dollars to start up pre-schools and anti-homelessness campaigns, which you think is cool until

excuse me….

what the fUck does that mean

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