this and this and this

I just love soooo much when you start reading a GOOD fantasy book and while you go through your daily life you just keep thinking about the characters, the plot, the relationships until you can go back to reading it in the evening again. nothing else feels like this, it’s just so good cause it kinda makes you feel like there is a second life waiting for you.

Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

this made me laugh so hard

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

Liquid dog

effervescent

Pondering the snorb

Whatever its called to have these kinds of colourful squares in your home i want it

Look

HOAs sound awful, how do people deal with strangers telling them what color to paint their house and shit I would start throwing rocks

ahhhhh I see I seee

HOAs should all be dismantled violently

I will never stop finding it funny that for all that Americans talk about individual liberty and resisting domination by the state, they immediately organize themselves into thousands of little tyrannies anyways.

HOA's often stop people from having vegetable gardens 😀<face of person about to end up on the news

I love how Rhiannon is ride or die Violet Sorrengail from the beginning. She's so ready to square up against Xaden for her

*After the Gauntlet.*

Amber: “You can’t do that!”

Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”

Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”

Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”

*giggles uncontrollibly*

Typed "IKEA" into google maps and for some reason it decided to show me pretty much every single IKEA location in the nordic countries combined instead of just the one closest to me and ngl I'm kinda obsessed with this review in Sweden

Another great one

Archeologists in 3047 stomping their feet and ripping their hair out over the ruins of an apparent furniture maze

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

i'm gonna thrup

anybody know what to do with it all

this always

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again