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for you : @aizawashoutta​

• Moon Moon
• “IT’S TRANSPARENT”
• mishapocalypse
• that time the color of the website changed from one shade of blue to a slightly darker shade of blue
• supernatural fandom having a gif for everything
• the Great Skeleton War
• “can you make that ask reblogable?”
• the onceler fandom
• people unironically calling David Karp “daddy”
• “yahoo paid $1 billion for this”
• the moreos guy
• do you love the color of the sky?
• “WHAT IS AIR”
• when people were fighting over that gif of a bird falling in a chocolate fountain and people thought it was real and the bird died but it was actually a fake bird
• “what if tumblr was a school?”
• the superwholock fandom
• hipster vs. fandom blogs
• like seriously, there was so much hatred between hipster and fandom blogs and now hipster blogs are basically aesthetic blogs
• John Green
• tumblr user pizza
• “I always follow back”
• fanmail instead of a messaging system
• reaction gifs
• “I like your shoelaces”
• “Thanks, I stole them for the President”
• gif vs. jif
• “I CAN’T, I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN”
• people HATED Miranda Cosgrove
• and Nicolas Cage
• the like and reblog buttons were at the top of a post

• cole sprouse’s betrayal
• the one direction ha ha ha ha ha remix
• nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go
• that incredibly photogenic marathon runner
• individually thanking every single person who followed you
• the fluffy chicken girl
• the 4chan raids
• jennifer lawrence starting as tumblr’s girlfriend and ending as one of the most hated people on this website
• the absolute insanity from the sherlock fandom during hiatuses
• am i the only goddamn person who remembers the chair fic? like is it just me or was the dan and phil fandom just so much more fucked up than everyone else? did i hallucinate that viral fic?
• unregulated fandom culture causing the widespread acceptance of preteen girls thirsting after, stalking, and pursuing middle aged men
• me, shoving breadsticks into my purse,
• die cis scum
• swiggity swag
• the booty song
• the “i’m not like other girls” mentality but under a disguise of fandom culture and/or electra heart lyrics
• that girl who stole human bones from a cemetery for a wiccan ritual
• take me to snurch (snail church)
• cut your ice cream tub in half to create a personal ice cream bowl
• the rampant crowd funding scams
• users being expected to include a full list of their traumas and triggers in their bio
• *obvious sexual innuendo* WHEN DID TUMBLR GET THIS SMOOTH