yo yo wait that reminds me of something really funny i saw once, hold on--(you watch me open my phone browser and manually and correctly type the entire url of a specific tumblr post)

tumblr sexyman is a term that has lost all value and comedic worth to be quite clear

people are so quick to deem any character that has remotely some level of popularity as a tumblr sexyman just completely dismissing any of the insane community bullshit that goes behind it. the insane community bullshit has to be present. it can’t just be people being horny for a character. you all know nothing

Can you do your guy with a boner impression again

incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

this has been discussed before but reducing female characters to the girlboss braincell holder in the name of combating misogyny in fandom is ironically also a form of misogyny

people love love loooove to go on and on and on about whiteguy #135336843’s internal torment and the nuances of his writing and then when it comes time to talk about women it’s all um actually she can do no wrong and holds the braincell and babysits the boys like a mother hashtag feminism. i hope you fucking blow up

whatever

i'd play in the creek now as an adult. i'd sit in the stream and collect rocks for a while

It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

“What will I be if I don’t graduate/don’t get a promotion/don’t get my shit together/don’t make this relationship work?” You would be a perfectly normal human being who is inherently valuable and who possesses many talents and good traits

“What if I fail even when I tried my very best?” The world keeps turning and you will find many other things you will succeed at.

has anyone ever noticed how theres absolutely nothing to say 🤔

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin

and the gender neutral soldier

we're fucked

literally one of my favorite tweets ever

i hate you e-tickets. give me a little keepsake or die