Yo

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

omg! her face! x

LET HER LIVE

nice

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

*DJs at your wedding*

*plays only power metal and refuses to break eye contact with your father*

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Need to win over someone or just show them how much you love them? Here are some way-past-cool guaranteed to work* Valentines to send to those significant others!

give me your fucking hand

The best engagement rings are the ones that hold significance. Japan-based Torafu Architects coated a ring in a thin layer of silver that rubs off over time to reveal an 18-karat, gold wedding band beneath. By wearing each ring, the time shared between two people can thus be physically seen, in order to remind them of how beautiful and strong long-lasting love can truly become as time passes.

This makes me so happy

this is beautiful

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA

Plot twist of my life