Ad victoriam!

every woman in this image is so hot

Some poor suffering gobs!!

[ID: Ten illustrations of adorable, stylized goblins, each labelled. One sits, crying, with a gold star. Above them: “Tummy ache survivor”. The second throws their arm over their face, labelled: “headache survivor”. The third lies in the family guy death pose, a miniature ghost hovering above his head: “Made the deadline”. The fourth clutches their back in agony: “My back”. The fifth snuggles in blankets, a low but charging battery sign over their head: “Recharging”. The sixth lies on the ground in armor, feebly holding a thumbs up: “Iron deficient”. The seventh eats pizza, farting and surrounded by ice cream and cheese: “lactose intolerant”. The eighth draws their knees up to their chin, wearing sunglasses and earplugs: “the lights are loud”. The ninth looks up at you, eyes big: “I frew up”. The tenth clutches their stomach, which has lines coming off of it. They sit in a blue niche with a ribbon above them reading, “My tummy hurts” and underneath them, small text adds, “(but I’m being so brave about it)”. End ID.]

joe is the most add wrestler.

i know it's not a tear but the perfect timing of the sweat making it look like joe's crying bc mjf didn't need his help to beat kenny omega.

May you have something in your life you love as much as Bryan Danielson loves kneeing people in the face.

so everyone understands the concept of having a type as in ‘type of person im attacted to’ but whats your type as in ‘type of person attracted to me’

mines trainwrecks and repressed nerds

@eddie-the-rattlehead both of us rn honestly