This feels like the start to a horror movie and I love it

Me rn:

“Men do shit because they don’t fear consequences.” is an excellent line, 10/10.

“Let me create that fear.” is a 100/10 follow-up.

I came to Tumblr for the memes, but I stayed for the wisdom.

Plants what now

okay so apparently we just discovered that plants emit clicking sounds too high pitched for us to hear, and are noisy when they're stressed but quiet when content

There needs to be more research done into this, and as of now we can't say why the sounds happen but. WHAT.

I knew they could hear noises but apparently they MAKE noises too

Cats knocking over houseplants just got a lot more vindictive

SHUT UPPPP

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

#i loveeee beavers so much. little beasts in the river in their little homes#slapping everything. moving sticks around#what other mammal does this. just builds a little hut and sits in it. can you imagine if deer could do that

Humans do that

He got me tulips, he smells like cinnamon and he has the prettiest honey coloured eyes.

yes, I disappear for months and come back with this

before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT

after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy

Boyfriend, happiness, husband….oh Please, let this happen 😭🙏!

I am in tears

NEW CONTENDER for worst bread I’ve ever seen

+ Jessica’s scarf

a beast blocks the path ahead

what will you do

put out Soup to distract her

the beast appears to be distracted...

the beast is immune to soup

Offer to pet the Beast? Chin scratches?

it's too late

the beast is at the threshold

Shizuo

BEN AFFLECK Jan 04 2024

If this show is as good as the trailers make it look, then we’re in for a real treat

I’ve successfully navigated (I hope) my second full year on this hellsite and I wanted to start this year with a winter themed sleepover! ❄️ ❄️❄️❄️❄️

But before I get to the rules and regulations, I’d like to wish all of my lovely friends and followers a Happy New Year. I hope whatever you set out to do this year, you kick it in the tail and if you don’t have anything in mind yet to accomplish this coming year, then that’s ok too. 🥂

Thank you to everyone who follows me, reads my fics, tags me in games, chats with me in private conversations, or throws a ♥️ in my direction every once in awhile. I see you and kiss you all on the forehead.

Rules will be under the cut…