Defiant Songdog

that shit doesn't fit bro. it sticks out like a sword thumb. it's like a scared pig in a round hole

think about this post I made constantly. words to live by truly

Jonathan Crane aka: THE SCARECROW

Eldest rouge, probably smarter than Riddler, taught chemistry and psychology at Gotham U before getting fired for unorthodox teaching methods. you can find him skulking around Spirit Halloween for supplies in early fall 

hello white tumblr user. you have sixty seconds to explain why you don't like rap as a genre without being overtly racist or acting as if its a monolith, or the saw trap goes off.

hello upper middle class tumblr user. you have sixty seconds to explain why you don't like country as a genre without being overtly classist or acting as if its a monolith, or the saw trap goes off.

leopard print: very horny

rainbow leopard print: not horny

tiger print: horny

zebra print: not horny

white tiger print, which is indistinguishable from zebra print: MASSIVELY horny

giraffe print: not horny

cow print: very horny

rainbow trout print: mildly horny

PSA

neopets faeries lineup!!

WHY IS DRAWING HANDS SO FUCKING HARD

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you just gotta figure out how to do the mitten thing! (everybody does it differently, so whatever works for you)

make a little mitten shape, a bump for the big thumb muscle, a line for where you want to knuckles to be (and where the fingers end), and you can work out how the hand does hand things~

you can make them more simple or more real, however you want! hands are weird, so don’t worry if they keep looking wrong for a while, once you figure out what works for you, it’ll click. If you practice like 10 or-so basic hand shapes, you can make slight variations on all those, and 10 turns into 20 different hand poses~

Good luck, you can do it, practice until you find your groove, hands are stupid, don’t worry if they don’t look right!

you are a fucking saint x2

I haven’t got a single speck of artistic skill in me but I will reblog for any artist that might find this useful

Thanks for the question, Anon!

Actually that makes for a really funny poll idea