this is a safe space ship

when you keep yourself small all the time (swallowing the words you want to say, seeing everybody else as though they’re automatically above you, downplaying your feelings and achievements), the entire world will constantly be looming over you. that’s not the way to live your life. you’re supposed to be experiencing it, not be subjected to it. (this is your sign to take up more space)

phil insta story

19/4/24

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

not to be parasocial but i need to see dan and phil in a casual dinner environment where phil is talking and asking everyone questions with dan talking at his unintelligible frequency to engage in conversation and phil interrupting the conversation he started to include dan in it and making everyone go silent so dan can repeat what he says

"firstly... FIRSTLY the intention is misrepresented, then the act is greatly exaggerated, and THEN it becomes pluralized? what a NARC" suddenly I understand how Dan could've been a lawyer

a clip from my new comedy special (x)

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

TAYLOR SWIFT Fortnight Music Video Teaser (2024)

people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.

genuinely depressing how people will dismiss the interests kids have because all it does is make them retreat into shame and never want to talk to you about anything again

This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic

people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all

I'm sorry but I don't believe for a second that Dan and Phil don't tell each other shit other people have told them. That's simply not true

i’m so confused btw cos phil bought that dinosaur lamp for a video??? are dan and phil LIARS??

also saw on twt he also bought the hippo one.. ALL MEN DO IS LIE

dan: *proclaiming all the reasons to love phil and how he could never trust someone the way he trusts phil*

phil: this dumbass got me 3 lamps 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dan going full protective mode over Phil unfairly getting detention. Incredible. Girl calm down he's 37 now, he's fine