Playing smooth jazz into the void

The kick in question:

I literally L O V E radioapple for this precise reason

Instead of enemies to lovers, it's enemies to....continued enemies. and I'm living for it.

Okay, but have you guys considered.......

PS what he looks like underneath the (•᎑•) under the cut

I got a request for this meme for M&M and I just had to do it bc it's so in character

Sharing

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

TikTok

notice how everyone is horny today

my inability to make this video go viral was certainly my biggest failure of 2017

Can you hear me sobbing

Omfg who made this where is this from???

oops

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A parrot eating a croissant while standing on the top of the sign.

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there can't be that many five letter words.

all of us when the wordle of the day finally is penis

Me and mutuals

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

Omgggg the sounds.

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

Bunny cat

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How cute is this 😊😇

😫😫🙌🙌💦💦💦💦💯💯💯💯

its suck my motherfucking dick sunday