maybe in another life

“is it weird to dm ur mutuals” there are mutuals i would let have free use of my mouth

let's take 16 secs to watch wilson's 50 bucks dance

reblogging this every week and calling it wilson’s wretched white dance wednesday

happy wilson’s wretched white dance wednesday

Dracula..

instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean

some big guys down there. Huge. they don't know about the economy

anyone wanna play hang man

theres no c in the phrase

NO K OR D BUT THERE WAS AN S

fuckign hell

i dont wanna play this game anymore

@soupthatwasreheated

if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.

JOY HAS A HABIT OF RETURNING. BTW

You just have to get up and get shit done. It’s as simple & as difficult as that

the hardest thing is when ur going through something terrible there is an awful middle phase of it when u don’t know if u can get through it or if you’ll ever be okay again and the truth is always you will get through it and you will absolutely be okay again but u just cant see it at the time

queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

What I wouldn't give to smoke the Homer Simpson blunt. Give me the woohoo high

sorry what were you saying i was thinking about boytits in chainmail

unstoppable force (trying desperately to see the good in life) vs immovable object (wishing life would be kinder to me)

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