#he really said we cope through humor
love that the reason percy and annabeth don’t like each other has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that their parents had beef and it has everything to do with the fact that they’re 12 and annabeth is eons smarter than percy and he wants to be in charge. and then grover singing his funny little songs
I liked these two episodes because they truly captured Percy's two most important traits:
- He absolutely loves his mom
- He hates the gods so fucking much
- "I was thinking more like shoving Nancy into the nearest dumpster."
- "is there a Greek god of disappointment?"
- "Are you stalking me??"
- "oh no. you’re coming with me sunshine."
- "I'm sorry." *Annabeth proceeds to shove Percy into the water
PLEASE the one liners are killing me
canon clarisse and annabeth interaction
it was incredibly poetic of nora to begin andreil’s storyline with andrew hitting neil with a racquet and ending it with andrew protecting neil from being hit with a racquet.
me, being able to sleep at night, knowing heartstopper season two is out on the 3rd of august
happy eras tour eve to those who celebrate
I am not over the fact that Jesper didn’t realise he’d met Wylan before until he was literally on top of him. He didn’t recognise his one night stand until he was On Top Of Him,,,, that’s the angle he had to have to remember his face,, there’s only one image that’s fitting for this.
sorry but I am officially a joel miller apologist. the fireflies knock him out & as soon as he regains consciousness marlene breaks the news to him that ‘yah sorry you’re never going to see your daughter again bc the surgery is lethal. but here’s her knife as a keep sake <3′ i’m sorry marlene but u thought that was going to go over well? you thought the insanely dangerous and firearm proficient man was who obviously bonded to ellie was going to go calmly? she should have sent ten men to escort him out. thirty. she should have just shot him in the head while he was unconscious. but of course she underestimated how much he cared. what he would do for ellie. bc she knew mean gruff self serving survivalist joel not father joel. she didn’t even let joel and ellie say goodbye to each other. was planning on killing ellie without even telling her for an experimental procedure they had no proof would work. didn’t even give joel the option to see her one last time. “would u kill 1 person to save 100?” they didn’t even allow a fourteen year old the agency to answer that question. team joel
mfw this man who is capable of unimaginable violence and anger and destruction fulfils his life's purpose as some teenage girl's lame dad
Excuse me did Lockwood just cut the fucking crust off that toast and slide it to Lucy?? What is happening. I'm posessed. I'm overcome. Who wrote this
BREAKING: Ticketmaster announces it will put remaining Taylor Swift tickets in Wonka bars for five lucky children
is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times
went on a walk smelled the pine trees. im fine now
crave blood again